Gato Es Mi Novio

Train information scroll just said ‘we wish you a comfo’ and I now want to make this a saying. I, too, wish everyone a comfo.

a black and white photo of a robot with the words danger will robinson written on it . ALT: a black and white photo of a robot with the words danger will robinson written on it .

yr just jealous of my boyfriend

treating myself to my fav four cheese pizza

being a freak and adding a. fifth cheese

is this from Yentl?

If Dune had bluesky

why do they not make slaw with bigger vegetables?!

a man in a suit and tie says " those are rookie numbers " in front of a window ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " those are rookie numbers " in front of a window

Strive to read 100 articles!

jerry has become an erotica account

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and making a funny face .

hence the bowler hat which combines the power of hat with the power of bowl

Bene Gessirit acolytes be like I know a place & then tell you not to move because Gom Jabbar

why is pippi longstocking attacking ultraman

imagine our disappointment

it was entrapment

it is an article of faith that any food described as chunky is delicious and I will not hear otherwise

I for one welcome my evil doll overlords

@sydneyelaine.bsky.social your fiance is at the door

needs to have a King Solomon-like figure who insists on cutting them in half to determine who truly loves the labubu

when I say that I'm in a relationship this is what I mean

Is AI cucking a option? Asking for a friend

have they considered hiring migrant workers?

why is there no novel from the balrog's perspective beginning with him complaining about the noise from the drums in the deep

A picture of a ferret, and a line of dialogue from the excellent SF show *Foundation*: "Is that a ferret? Ludicrous!" Small "Foundation S2E1" label on the side.

Choyce quotacioun from *Foundation* S3E1

a teddy bear is holding a small dog in his arms with paddington christmas day written on the bottom right ALT: a teddy bear is holding a small dog in his arms with paddington christmas day written on the bottom right

Playbear

normalizing fascism and racism one fascist racist at a time

was it good for you

Paul: What if I don't want to live the way you live

Jessica:

Pisco Sour is Boba Fett's rival

Which book of the Torah is this from

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so the mopvac can Google "why am I sentient oh my God what am I"