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Excessive cats in the defense of liberty is no vice

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I love these big buns! I would not lie about such a matter.

15.02.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for your service

15.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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More than 4,000 years ago, Paleo-Inuit people made lengthy journeys on the High Arctic. Archaeologists and Inuit people discovered the remains of ancient camps on rocky islands between Greenland and Canada.

archaeology.org/news/2026/02/12/paleo-inuit-people-were-accomplished-seafarers/

14.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New trailer for Predator: Badlands sequel just dropped

13.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jealous tbh

13.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is standing next to a woman and says that 's no moon . ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to a woman and says that 's no moon .

when I see the fart cloud

13.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I do love the D

12.02.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

big ninja if true

12.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell him the Keebler sends his regards

12.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I support whatever lifestyle this is

12.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wanna fork?

12.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

all I heard was boobclub and boobshelf

12.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so it turns out that there's a difference between dry humping and a dry rub

12.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cookie monster is eating a cookie with hearts in the background ALT: a cookie monster is eating a cookie with hearts in the background

you monster. you cookie monster

11.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

madmaxxing is when you do a Tina Turner

11.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think tax code jokes are hilarious fwiw

11.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one thinks farts in a can jokes are funny and it shows

11.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cat getting so big you have to pay capital gains taxes on him

11.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

age verification?

My family canned their own farts instead of buying them from the store

10.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

good Lord, it's like watching Hemingway write

10.02.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
cat: 957

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Souvenir from travels - 1962
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/20378

10.02.2026 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

OFFS did skynet go live again

10.02.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dinosaur runs on a treadmill duh

09.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Modesty

08.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's almost like you've never heard of Clippy

08.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like β€œratings” or β€œrevenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

07.02.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 16048    πŸ” 3444    πŸ’¬ 247    πŸ“Œ 135

The degree to which legacy media starts with the premise that white racists and badly-socialized men are the default heroes of the American story is extraordinary. bsky.app/profile/jens...

08.02.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Ladies like the Fancy Feast

08.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow..."

08.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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