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FerroMancer, The Metal Mage

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I never used Twitler that much, so this is pretty new to me. It’ll probably turn into a Meme Stream. Hope nobody minds. ….that’s not true; I don’t care if you mind.

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Latest posts by ferromancer.bsky.social on Bluesky

Well, it’s one less Nut walking around, so I guess he did his part.

05.11.2025 07:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Inventor of Frozen Burrito Dead at 88 The millionaire died peacefully in his sleep.

Some people are sad about Cheney.

I’m over here mourning a REAL hero.

www.thedailybeast.com/inventor-of-...

05.11.2025 07:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rice bowl for dinner. Chicken marinated in teriyaki soy, along with rice and onions and carrots.

I'm sitting down with that, alongside a bowl of miso and some thin nori that I can wrap around little bites of chicken and rice and veg.

Sometimes, life is shit.
But some other times, life is GOOD.

05.10.2025 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Going back to work after the Rapture didn’t happen
YouTube video by The Slappable Jerk Going back to work after the Rapture didn’t happen

youtu.be/ozphh6NfOyw?...

27.09.2025 00:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Statler and Waldorf, the two upper box hecklers from The Muppet Show, saying, "Booooo   That's the Worst Apocalypse I've Ever Seen"

Statler and Waldorf, the two upper box hecklers from The Muppet Show, saying, "Booooo That's the Worst Apocalypse I've Ever Seen"

Wasn't there supposed to be a Rapture today?

24.09.2025 04:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Text is a poem:

The street light’s harsh glare isn’t directed at me,
It’s the ground below that promises that it’s on.
The rain is falling lightly, flooding only senses.
A clouded night, the rain cannot be seen.

It accumulates on the street light.
Slowly, it drips off.
So, every now and again -

A droplet of shining light falls,
Hits the Earth,
And disappears.

Text is a poem: The street light’s harsh glare isn’t directed at me, It’s the ground below that promises that it’s on. The rain is falling lightly, flooding only senses. A clouded night, the rain cannot be seen. It accumulates on the street light. Slowly, it drips off. So, every now and again - A droplet of shining light falls, Hits the Earth, And disappears.

22.09.2025 05:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SOME of my friends are trans.
SOME of my friends are cis.

ALL of my friends support trans people.

Because if they didn't, we wouldn't be friends.

20.09.2025 20:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"My birth was foreseen by seven ancient sages, five devout priestesses, and a barely coherent alcoholic. I was taught by several wise men, several wise guys, and several wise asses."

Reality is boring. Make Your Origin Story INTERESTING.

16.09.2025 04:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man, if only Kirk’s shooter was named “Mario”…

14.09.2025 01:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Image: Barrack Obama in the foreground, Donald Trump in the background standing in Obama's shadow.
Text: No matter how hard you try or how much you lie, you'll never measure up.

Image: Barrack Obama in the foreground, Donald Trump in the background standing in Obama's shadow. Text: No matter how hard you try or how much you lie, you'll never measure up.

Sure would be awful if Social Media was flooded with Obama memes on Trump's birthday.

14.06.2025 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today I turn 49.

One year older, and a little more Square.

11.05.2025 21:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Btch Wtf  | Opera Flower Duet
YouTube video by Solanjo Miguel Btch Wtf | Opera Flower Duet

The Song of 2025.
www.youtube.com/shorts/mUptF...

22.04.2025 00:44 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
NLG Know Your Rights reminder: Shut the f*** up!
YouTube video by National Lawyers Guild, Detroit & MI NLG Know Your Rights reminder: Shut the f*** up!

A very helpful PSA to all of my sibs rallying and making themselves heard....but heard too much?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWEp...

20.04.2025 06:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Y’all check out my TESLER SIBER TRUCK!   ( I wrecked it!!!)
YouTube video by Ginger Billy Y’all check out my TESLER SIBER TRUCK! ( I wrecked it!!!)

Legit one of the funniest things I've seen this month.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSFb...

14.04.2025 15:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
News Headline.  Picture of a Canadian Goose honking madly at a Bald Eagle; the goose's wings out as a threat, the eagle's wings retracted in surprise.

Headline Text: Canada goose fights off bald eagle in rare, symbolism-laden battle on ice

News Headline. Picture of a Canadian Goose honking madly at a Bald Eagle; the goose's wings out as a threat, the eagle's wings retracted in surprise. Headline Text: Canada goose fights off bald eagle in rare, symbolism-laden battle on ice

14.04.2025 03:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Birds on The Wires
YouTube video by Jarbas Agnelli Birds on The Wires

Hope you enjoy this intersection of creativity. :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoM4...

11.04.2025 04:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Top Panel: Donald Glover in Community, walking in with Pizza.  Text: Canadians every time they wake up tine morning

Bottom panel: Utter chaos.  Fire.  People all over.  Text: News from the USA

Top Panel: Donald Glover in Community, walking in with Pizza. Text: Canadians every time they wake up tine morning Bottom panel: Utter chaos. Fire. People all over. Text: News from the USA

11.04.2025 03:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Text: As a Canadian looking south of the border:

Image: a cat in overalls standing on its hind legs, looking over a snowbank - "da fuck they doin ova der"

Text: As a Canadian looking south of the border: Image: a cat in overalls standing on its hind legs, looking over a snowbank - "da fuck they doin ova der"

11.04.2025 03:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Text: Canada being construction on a wall at the Canada-U.S. border

Image: a beaver dragging a long branch across a paved road

Text: Canada being construction on a wall at the Canada-U.S. border Image: a beaver dragging a long branch across a paved road

11.04.2025 03:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Text, with a red maple leaf in the middle.

Text: "OH, CANADA, WE ARE SO VERY, VERY SORRY.  AGAIN, SORRY.

Through good times and bad, you've been a trusted and valued neighbor.  Actually, so much more.  Please know that the current mess doesn't represent your good friends to the south.  Really, it's just one guy who's responsible for the problem.  We're working on it.

Sincerely, America"

Text, with a red maple leaf in the middle. Text: "OH, CANADA, WE ARE SO VERY, VERY SORRY. AGAIN, SORRY. Through good times and bad, you've been a trusted and valued neighbor. Actually, so much more. Please know that the current mess doesn't represent your good friends to the south. Really, it's just one guy who's responsible for the problem. We're working on it. Sincerely, America"

11.04.2025 03:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
Text: Marine Le Pen banned from running for French presidency in 2027 and given four-year sentence in embezzlement trial"

Image: Anonymous parent from The Simpsons smacking child (overlaid with American flag), saying, "That's how you convict a far-right leader."

Text: Marine Le Pen banned from running for French presidency in 2027 and given four-year sentence in embezzlement trial" Image: Anonymous parent from The Simpsons smacking child (overlaid with American flag), saying, "That's how you convict a far-right leader."

I don't post alot on here - never really did on Twitter, either. That's on me. But anyway...

10.04.2025 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Top Panel: baby owl sitting on a springtime branch, looking happy.  Caption: IT'S SPRING!

Bottom panel: presumably the same owl sitting on the same branch, during a snowstorm, looking upset.  Caption: NOPE

Top Panel: baby owl sitting on a springtime branch, looking happy. Caption: IT'S SPRING! Bottom panel: presumably the same owl sitting on the same branch, during a snowstorm, looking upset. Caption: NOPE

Hang in there, folks - we're not out of the woods yet.

28.02.2025 14:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Image by Adam Koford: ....Sad Cthulhu.
Text: When it was supposed to be your turn on the world's apocalypse, but the 2025 is already fully booked

Image by Adam Koford: ....Sad Cthulhu. Text: When it was supposed to be your turn on the world's apocalypse, but the 2025 is already fully booked

10.02.2025 20:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One down, forty-seven to go.

01.02.2025 06:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same here, friend!

24.01.2025 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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On my iPhone:

18.01.2025 04:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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On my iPad:

18.01.2025 04:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You and me both, friend. This Zoomed-In iPhone interface is just AWKWARD.

18.01.2025 04:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Personally, I wish we could group our subscriptions. Music bands over here, crafts over here, science over here…

16.01.2025 07:18 — 👍 76    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0
Picture: A Bald eagle in a dumpster screaming to the heavens

Text: A bald eagle in a dumpster screaming to the heavens is probably the most fitting image to send us into 2025.

Picture: A Bald eagle in a dumpster screaming to the heavens Text: A bald eagle in a dumpster screaming to the heavens is probably the most fitting image to send us into 2025.

14.01.2025 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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