Jixby Phillips

autism is a type of gay

😡 NO! NOT FAIR!!!

Imagine you are so dog-like in your demeanor that cashiers stop giving you human money, like they keep giving you dog currency (with dog presidents on them) as change

need

I am becoming more and more computer every day

The premise of Twin Peaks is "what if characters in a David Lynch movie were in a TV show". The existence of "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me" supports this.

I'm making pot roast today, can you blame me?

I bean saying this

a screenshot from my letterboxd year in review, showing my first movie from 2025 being "I Want To Be Neenja: The Movie" and the last being "Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair"

First and last movie of 2025 was essentially the same

a community photo found on Michael Jackson's official website depicting what appears to be a photoshopped picture of young michael jackson with a nasty-looking Santa Claus. The caption, from December 21, 2010, reads "Hello ! ! ! I ‘m Milys Jackson…I ‘m 15…I love the Children like Michael Jackson…i love the Music like Michael Jackson…and I think about the WRLD like Michael Jackson…how…and just…I created 6 songs for ALL THE WORLD ! ! !"

a very dr. conrad murray christmast to you a ho-ho-ho-HEE-HEE!

they should have aspirin on the menu at every restaurant

there are two wolves inside me... goth and prep

RIP Rob reiner 🙏 watching your Southpark ep in you're honor

The best Christmas present is a painted life-size statue of Santa Claus with a huge sack of real toys

sometimes I'm all like "I should post more"

A box of Mother's "Dinosaur Grrrahams", featuring three different dinosaur-shaped graham cookies arranged on a light green rectangle surrounded by a dark green border. A Yellow Dinosaur footprint contains the text "They're Big!"

I STILL THINK ABOUT YOU

there should be a second halloween but it's just for girls to dress like cats

ya

no smoking, no porno... THIS SUCK

I'm in jail now 😒

goin over to my buddys house. he's got every porno ever made

gross guy wearing a cross necklace, spiked up hair, dark grey t-shirt and rectangular wire rim glasses

delaying my bedtime so I watch a guy on Youtube that looks like this

doin air guitar to roseanne theme even though its a saxaphone

first of all : way too scary

the buzzkill guys were the same guys who wrote the captions on worst of the web

a beautiful 4 vhs box set entitled "the very best of st. elsewhere" featuring Denzel Washington, Howie Mandel, Ed Begly Jr., and I think Mark Harmon, occupying a group photo that is pieced together on all of the spines of the tapes. it's the same box set from before, but in my home now.

acquired, but two of the tapes had mold on them >_<;

CURRENT YOUTUBE ALGORITHM:
Studio C nip slip
Criterion Closet Nose Picks
fat idiot screams so hard that he dies
9/11 tower two every angle

thank you, hot damn

a very beautiful photo of the very best of st. elsewhere on VHS (a four-cassette box set where a cast photo and and MTM logo is pieced together across the four spines.

need

AAAHH!!!