helena bottom-farter

This is how Tom Homan reacts to losing a court case to free a medically fragile 5-year-old who was used as bait to lure his dad so they could be imprisoned in a measles factory. Fuck any de-escalation stories that come out.

Why is Peter Thiel so pink and wet. Constantly looks like he shed his skin for worse skin.

chiefs should win, super bowl . lets invent new disease like cold but worse. cancel, game of thrones. can we make kids, snort cinnamon on tiktok. lady ga ga meat dress

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

Noam Chomsky and Stephen Pinker say Epstein was an intellectual force with a mind like steel trap and then his e-mails read like the ending of Flowers for Algernon.

in a similar position & don't even know where to start

we are installing arch right now on our 11 year old piece of shit thinkpad so it can be our house computer/media library. definitely switch!

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

having an acute episode best described as a severe aversion to being contacted bc i have major psychic damage from constant spam calls, emails, texts, group chats, notifications, alerts. i've utilized do not disturb for over a year but sometimes i just NEED to not be immediately available to ANYONE

😔 hail satan

Yeah, this is definitely coordinated

filled with a deep & endless grief about what they're doing to online

it sucks so much that these nerds preyed on a lot of unwell ppl by spreading conspiracy theories while they were doing real conspiracy shit. they made their own base look nuts & now YOU feel nuts when you see them doing all the shit they accuse other ppl of doing. they're so sloppy & bad at it too 😭

post sesta fosta internet sucks so bad. it hurts to remember what it used to be & it makes me panic a little to not have the properly functioning tools we used to have to access info/each other

Tech Guy: I have attained immortality!

Me: Wow, you figured out how to stop aging?

Tech Guy: No, I trained an AI on my emails to create a perfect copy of my personality. Then I uploaded it into a robot dog with M3GAN’s face. It will live forever

Robot: As a businessman I often schedule meetings

no man has ever been madder online than when elon does this 🤣😂

so now that peter thiel with his big ass rubber frankenstein head is coming out of the shadows to give a few interviews it's pretty clear that he is not this super smart eccentric thinker but actually in like full on psychosis right?

it feels like we're so starved of good news on a daily basis that it's easy to get really pessimistic, but i realized last night with the mamdani win that good news hits extra hard after a drought. we were just on a good news tolerance break so that we could get extra zooted

holy shit i'm so happy for nyc my eyes are popping out of my head & i'm hooting & hollering

it's so weird & corny how the most extremist right wingers out there keep calling themselves centrists. i think some genuinely believe it, too. so many new little dog whistles these days

mailchimp often automatically prompts you to resend (at a more optimal time) of you get low open rates. it's totally normal to resend, i'd do it

what are you supposed to do when the "good" political party doesn't treat a dozen credible sexual harassment claims as disqualifying for a political candidate. how are you supposed to ignore that

What message does it send, especially to women, that the democrats will pull out all the stops to rally around a disgraced fucking rapist rather than let a socialist win a single mayoral election? I’m so tired of this shit dude

kinda shocked at the change in behavior of clients who use chatgpt a lot. they lose skills SO QUICKLY, they don't seem to understand basic communication, lack critical thinking, are super impatient & expect instant results. even if you don't use it yourself, the tech still makes your life WORSE

I suspect that fact that the vast majority of LLM users don’t seem to have received this (really very simple!) message is because the AI companies have a vested interest in us not understanding it. “ChatGPT is smart, it just makes mistakes sometimes” is much more marketable than the truth.

i don't think most cis people know what it's like for every fun or happy or meaningful moment you experience to be overshadowed by some tragedy affecting your fundamental personhood in some way within 48 hours on either side of it

without a doubt, meth. some of it happening in the cabinet too

every day feels like dodging projectiles, hoping i don't get hit, hoping i don't get completely taken out. some days you just get fuckin HIT, man!!!!!! i will get back up tomorrow, but it would be nice to take a break from the projectiles

every day under late stage capitalism you are SO lucky to be ok & i was ok for many years, even when things were really tight! could never afford healthcare/time off but it was fine. but whew losing your main source of income 12 days before rent is due is juuuust CLASSIC, you know?