He's such a creep. What a strange man.
09.10.2025 21:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@un-ness-assary.bsky.social
Part English, part French. Sweary. 'I think it's probably better to view Ness as 'weather' Ness happens, unpredictably. So I've heard π€·π»' (review from friend) Belts mics with sausages in her spare time (a new sport invented just for me) Cums with typos.
He's such a creep. What a strange man.
09.10.2025 21:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ooo, I hope you had a wonderful time lovely. Did you go and see your lads or something?
09.10.2025 14:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π
How are you anyway, you still getting out for walks?
Yes. There's also Mum2, they share custody of me, every other weekend. @bezzyboop.bsky.social
It's all a bit awkward, as my actual Mum is also on here somewhere.... These two are the adopted ones π
π I'm loving the new name, fresh meat to misrepresent and anagram!!!
09.10.2025 10:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π Happy almost afternoooooooone.
09.10.2025 10:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's not night! It's morning! Good almost afternoon.
09.10.2025 10:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Morning, The.
09.10.2025 10:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Have fun!!!! xx
09.10.2025 08:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yusssssss! Top work.
09.10.2025 07:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Done. Right. Bed time. Night dude.
08.10.2025 22:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The inferior blue* ones are shit, I didn't renew mine for a few years as I couldn't face it because of this. Then I realised I couldn't leave, so I pulled my finger out. Going abroad next year. Haven't left the country since 2019.
*black
Yea. The pies and pasties there are EPIC.
Skip over the border this way and there is an ice cream made from clotted cream. It's the best ice cream I've ever tried. Walls tried to buy them out, they said fuck off.
Yes. I now have a shittier replacement. π€¬
08.10.2025 22:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bsky.app/profile/un-n...
08.10.2025 22:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was quite impressed. And slightly appalled. I'm on the fence.
08.10.2025 22:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SOLD!
08.10.2025 22:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, please do!!! At some point, I'll be up that way as 2 of my cousins live in B-right-on. So I'll do the same!
Bude is lush, I'm just over the border in the shire. But super close.
I looked at my old passport recently. It still smells of patchouli, 20 years on π€£
08.10.2025 22:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why, thank you. Let's call it an anniversary of sorts. Once a year, you'll make me laugh so hard that I cry. We could even stretch this to twice a year.
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Keep it coming.
Yups. That's it.
08.10.2025 22:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck, that's about a year ago! Time has flown.
08.10.2025 22:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's amazing. I love it.
It might, maybe, beat the pig getting pissed and fighting a cow post that caused me to follow you all those months ago. π€
Ah, I was one of the vertically challenged hippies mooching about, usually on a very old-school ladies bike!
08.10.2025 22:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bude is lovely. It's just down the road from here.
08.10.2025 21:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Where did you find this wonder?
08.10.2025 21:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I just went in for round 2. π
And have possibly* shared it with some fellow reprobates.
*have
Spicy acid bath of nasal lava π π€£
08.10.2025 21:48 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Right? π€£
I went on a journey with him....