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@un-ness-assary.bsky.social

Part English, part French. Sweary. 'I think it's probably better to view Ness as 'weather' Ness happens, unpredictably. So I've heard 🀷🏻' (review from friend) Belts mics with sausages in her spare time (a new sport invented just for me) Cums with typos.

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Latest posts by un-ness-assary.bsky.social on Bluesky

He's such a creep. What a strange man.

09.10.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo, I hope you had a wonderful time lovely. Did you go and see your lads or something?

09.10.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜€

How are you anyway, you still getting out for walks?

09.10.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. There's also Mum2, they share custody of me, every other weekend. @bezzyboop.bsky.social

It's all a bit awkward, as my actual Mum is also on here somewhere.... These two are the adopted ones πŸ˜‚

09.10.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😎 I'm loving the new name, fresh meat to misrepresent and anagram!!!

09.10.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ Happy almost afternoooooooone.

09.10.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not night! It's morning! Good almost afternoon.

09.10.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Morning, The.

09.10.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have fun!!!! xx

09.10.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yusssssss! Top work.

09.10.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Done. Right. Bed time. Night dude.

08.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The inferior blue* ones are shit, I didn't renew mine for a few years as I couldn't face it because of this. Then I realised I couldn't leave, so I pulled my finger out. Going abroad next year. Haven't left the country since 2019.

*black

08.10.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea. The pies and pasties there are EPIC.

Skip over the border this way and there is an ice cream made from clotted cream. It's the best ice cream I've ever tried. Walls tried to buy them out, they said fuck off.

08.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. I now have a shittier replacement. 🀬

08.10.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣

08.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/un-n...

08.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was quite impressed. And slightly appalled. I'm on the fence.

08.10.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SOLD!

08.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, please do!!! At some point, I'll be up that way as 2 of my cousins live in B-right-on. So I'll do the same!

Bude is lush, I'm just over the border in the shire. But super close.

08.10.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I looked at my old passport recently. It still smells of patchouli, 20 years on 🀣

08.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why, thank you. Let's call it an anniversary of sorts. Once a year, you'll make me laugh so hard that I cry. We could even stretch this to twice a year.

🀣

Keep it coming.

08.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yups. That's it.

08.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck, that's about a year ago! Time has flown.

08.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's amazing. I love it.

It might, maybe, beat the pig getting pissed and fighting a cow post that caused me to follow you all those months ago. πŸ€”

08.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, I was one of the vertically challenged hippies mooching about, usually on a very old-school ladies bike!

08.10.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bude is lovely. It's just down the road from here.

08.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where did you find this wonder?

08.10.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just went in for round 2. πŸ˜‚

And have possibly* shared it with some fellow reprobates.

*have

08.10.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spicy acid bath of nasal lava πŸ˜…πŸ€£

08.10.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right? 🀣

I went on a journey with him....

08.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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