Root Veg Serf. Hir Oes i'n Llyw Annwyl!

Pity you haven't got the pressure washer any more.

I used to drive through it weekly for 9 years while commuting. Handy supermarket on the outskirts.

Take care. I believe some crazy far-right racist called Jenrick has bought a house there. Bloody immigrants.

I did that with a few non-fiction books for friends - printed with Amazon but published by Gwasg Y Gors. (The Bog Press).

How are you publishing? Self-publish or going via a 'proper' publisher?

Not a Refucker? I'm shocked. Shocked!

Even easier, we put up a small hovel with a hole in the wall, a case of wine inside, and lure wulfie in. Then put up a sign, "the mechanical Saxon, ask me any question!"

All questions will be answered with "Fuck off, Cunt" - more consistently useful than any genAI.

And as a corollory of the "no eng lit" degrees it's clear Badenough wants to end teaching of English in schools, cos no graduates = no teachers. Great, a population of illiterates

I remember the impact of the 1870 education act. Tory early victorian values coming back

I'm sure he can get a new diocese in the southern US. Sounds like he'd fit right in.

I had a distant relative who was a senior jesuit in England. Left to marry a nun.

With a built-in urinal in the middle of the floor. Extra £5.

Yeah, but they'd probably manage to get it upside down.

That's a lot of paint. And most of the thickie fashy painters live on benefits so can't afford that many cans of paint.

I believe we have pine martens in the woods above my village. Never seen one though.

I think quokkas and maybe racoons could be fun. On a visit to Merkinland I was surprised to see how small chipmunks are. They'd be a good source of protein for cats.

They're the greenish bits in the middle of the roundabouts

Quite a good sailor and musician. Spoke terrible French.

Or, plan B, withdraw your nomination 10 minutes before the closing deadline.

Straight after the Declaration

This has got me thinking.

What's the most convincing approach?

1) Chose a nice common name - so you can google for bits to bung on a CV
2) What sort of things should be on the CV? Bowling Club chair? Holiday home in Spain? Former member of Hong Kong Police?

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Nah, that's on the optional attributes list, along with sobriety and a heart

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Well, we've seen the results of that policy in Councils up and down England. Could you imagine an 18 y.o. full-time Media Studies student from Barnsley being appointed Foreign Secretary? And resigning two weeks later.

(Father Ted meme) flipchart showing the text "1 That would be an ecumenical matter 2 yes"

It's so tempting. Based on past performance their screening system couldn't spot a candidate who was actually a dead hamster who was a fully paid-up member of the Judean Peoples Liberation Front.

Good point.

Could a new career be beckoning? (with the help of a copy of Photoshop)

Being of a curious mind: as I understand it humans evolved different skin colours in response to the amount of sunlight in their area, something to do with vitamins & melatonin

So, if we develop darker skin in northern areas due to mixing, will we then evolve over time to be paler again? Timescale?

Unexpected. A Tory demanding that Stow-on-the-Wold increase its Black population from the current 0.2% to the England average of 4.2% to avoid ghettoisation. How will that go down with the voters? Great way to tackle Refuck.

Never thought I'd see it.

Jenrick appears to be demanding that Stow-on-the-Wold increase their minority ethnic population from the current 2.3% to the national average of 13.8%.

This is an interesting new policy from the Conservatives.

It's been an incredible year. I have six apple trees (different varieties) and they've all cropped heavily, although a lot of the fruit was quite small. Same for everyone. We had a community apple-pressing day on Sunday to turn some of them into juice. Very tasty.

A thin smile appeared on the lips of Ranulf Flambard 13th Baron Estover, and hereditary Lord Bishop of Semaphore, as he looked out of his bedroom window and his cold, grey eyes saw the delicate form of his orphaned niece and ward, Sybil, walking amongst the roses in the early morning sunshine.

Problem is that the screaming naysayers are very very rich and have a pathological desire to get even richer by destroying the planet. They can therefore buy the people in government who also have a pathological desire to become very rich.

Great Auk? Similar outline.