Root Veg Serf. Hir Oes i'n Llyw Annwyl!

I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but, if you're a fan of "stories for chaps" I must recommend Percy F Westerman. 47 novels available on Gutenberg. A lot of them about, and written during ,the Great War, and offer a whole new perspective.

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Right, everyone sit in a circle round the Mead Hall table and hold paws...

No blue tent in the garden?

More if you include the sky and the Cayman islands

I think Sexton Blake is mentioned in Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy Sayers as being popular with the office messenger boy!

But unless she's her son by an earlier marriage, or it's in her own right, then he's probably the only son of a dead Earl/Duke, which makes him a live Earl (or Duke)?

r for Republican? Very offensive

Nice line "we saw that in COVID, people coming out in droves..."

I think some people didn't read the instructions.

Refuck-run council, innit. Everything's cheaper.

No, wait...

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So if he's a Bart he's Sir, yes? And he must be a younger son otherwise he'd be Lord Lawless/ Earl or Duke of wherever.?

To be fair, a sawn-off seax is a pretty useless object

and brought back the duty-frees, for when they're allowed?

That reminds me

Can Queen Victoria Eat Col Apple Pies

Bloomers?

Advert for a 72cm long extended toenail clipper

Technology is here to save you, Lord.

Or you could just promote a serf to Grand High Nailclipper Helm

Ooh, bit of a bugger

Bet it's Omeprazole

No, if the problem is a locked knee joint then he may not be able to reach his toes, but he could still extend his leg.

But General decrepitude*, you may have a point

* not to be confused with Major Decay

You clearly have a promising career ahead impersonating AI

Bloody ingenious

He'd say No, and they'd believe him.

Grow the big toenail as well, Lord, then with one loud "Hai!" and a kick you can take your enemy's throat out. Useful skill in battle.

It'll save a fortune for the taxpayer - who could possibly object to that? Might be enough to take 1p off a pint.

Very small single bedrooms with a small desk and 24/7 CCTV (for their security)

No brainer I'd say.

An ornate crown - the Plock diadem

...and Polish 'food'

Maybe Wulfie will lead us in the longship (if we can borrow it again) for a pillaging expedition to, say, Plock? There is good plunder in its 38m high cathedral

We'd have to sail via the Baltic & carry on up the Vistula*, but we could stop in Denmark for cake.

* ooh, missus!

Cabbage covered in corn-flakes and deep-fried? Yum.

And the Irish speaker is the Ceann Comhairle (Head of the Council)

The speaker of the Senedd in Wales is the Llywydd, which can be translated into English in many ways, so it isn't! It literally derives from Steersman (on a ship) - llyw is a rudder.

Good point.