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Roy Irwin

@umami.bsky.social

Musician from Tāmaki Makaurau | Non-binary (they/them) | Ngāpuhi

177 Followers  |  107 Following  |  641 Posts  |  Joined: 20.07.2023  |  1.8113

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Sober/ pipi update.

25.10.2025 17:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are we bring up this ding dong

16.10.2025 00:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hell yeah

10.10.2025 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"you, me, carpark... NOW!"

10.10.2025 01:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What my band looks like while I sing about suicide and alcoholism.

09.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Trudie. Fetch me my katana”

09.10.2025 09:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Imagine winning this and then being murdered by Sting.

09.10.2025 08:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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are you ready to rock?

07.10.2025 23:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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O/PUS LP Release Party w/ Drop Zone + Roy Irwin (band) - Audio Foundation, Auckland O/PUS LP Release Party w/ Drop Zone + Roy Irwin (band), Audio Foundation, Auckland Sat, 11 October

this saturday.
www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/98663/OP...

07.10.2025 22:15 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

band practice sounded so good last night. If I can manage my nerves at shows maybe people would think I'm alright.

07.10.2025 21:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The gym is my new alcohol and I’m getting PISSED.

01.10.2025 07:18 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks bruv. I’m going to the gym and getting a huge fucking ass.

29.09.2025 09:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yih

29.09.2025 09:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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One week sober from dumb bitch juice.

29.09.2025 07:21 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

*shares meme*

I should be a comedian.

29.09.2025 05:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty hyped to have joined a gym today.

23.09.2025 06:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw a photo of Donald on the news with the headline "he lived boldly" and I got mad butterflies cause for a split second I thought he died.

21.09.2025 22:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s one on K Rd I’m gonna try it

14.09.2025 11:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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29.08.2025 00:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna film myself trying MrBeast Burger for the first time but instead of me eating MrBeast Burger it's just me being beheaded on Instagram live.

28.08.2025 05:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👀

27.08.2025 05:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got the indie exclusive one. Love this one!

24.08.2025 05:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I read this in Eminem's voice

19.08.2025 04:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This rocks. Respect.

18.08.2025 08:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who that

18.08.2025 07:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

dairy free? vegan? vegetarian? Here, have a mushroom.

18.08.2025 02:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What do

15.08.2025 10:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a drop of stout. you will not regert it.

14.08.2025 05:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

LESH GO

14.08.2025 04:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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