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Dale Cooper driving in to Twin Peaks. Text says 'Diane, 11:30 am, February 24th. Hanging my laundry out to dry for the 1st time this year.'

Get in, Spring.

Scolded! From an American's Discover Feed

Thank you!

I'm obsessed with how accurate the lego is

a group of people were recently held without charge in prison for almost two years

USS Gerald Ford, their latest and biggest class of fuck-off massive aircraft carriers. Unlike Russian warships though it won't have to travel with the tugs seen here nosing it round.

I see problems with the USS Gerald Ford's plumbing have come to a head, and indeed to the heads, with its current deployment. Apparently the vacuum system for dealing with sewage sucks... or rather more accurately doesn't.

Media invented shoplifting crisis scare stories continue at a pace.
"Stolen to order" come on now, do you fucking hear yourselves?
I remember a Nick Ferrari ad on LBC where he was saying people "are stealing grog and cigarettes."
Anyone who's been in a supermarket recently knows that's impossible.

I have just learned about the Muletta and now want to go back to bed.

qwop and clop were such incredible games

“2026 is the year of the horse”

The horse:

Darren Jones speaking from the despatch box, 23.2.26: "I did not receive £1 in money from Labour Together, and I would appreciate it if members didn't keep repeating that I did".

I think this moment is going to haunt Darren Jones.
He was asked to declare his interests in the topic being discussed, and instead of admitting that Labour Together donated him secondees to his office to the value of £77k, he said this:

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

Two cats have jumped onto a sash window and climbed up under the blind, dislodging it

Working from home proving more stressful than I feel is necessary

A round orange plastic shell sort of like an alarm clock, but inside is a little flip-over rotating calendar with the number 28 showing and a small line drawing of a MiG-19 aircraft. £80.51.

The calendar showing the number 11 with a drawing of an antonov an-22

Ohhh but the soviet perpetual calendar with an aircraft for each day of the month...

The problem is, I click on the terrible listings to screenshot them. And eBay's algorithm isn't sophisticated enough to know that I'm clicking ironically, so it doubles down and I get stuff like a demonic ceramic cowboy "lamp"

Worms, you say?

TMZ article: Mar-A-Lago Armed Gunman Fixated On Epstein Files Week Before Shooting The armed man shot and killed by Secret Service agents outside President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago property Sunday <underlined>had grown increasingly obsessed with the Epstein files and was also a vocal supporter of Trump</underlined> … TMZ has learned.

tweet from November @postoctobrist: the arc of American history is long but it bends, confusingly, towards Donald Trump getting shot and killed for being a pedophile by a guy who voted from him to stop the pedophiles and who is, himself, a pedophile. Jul 17th 2025.

god damn, @postoctobrist.bsky.social almost on the button.

There's no way he's going to receive anywhere near as big a punishment as he deserves for all that he's done but I'll delight in every second of that evil cunt's misery.

Maybe the bread and circuses we needed all along was for exactly one rich & powerful epstein class dickhead to get arrested per week

Ahahaha yeah!

Reward offered for ‘missing’ dark fleet VLCC Posts on LinkedIn offer EUR500,000 for information on the location of false-flag tanker Omra

Reward offered for ‘missing’ dark fleet VLCC

Posts on LinkedIn claims to offer EUR500,000 for information on the location of false-flag tanker Omra

www.seatrade-maritime.com/tankers/rewa...

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We want to support Girlguiding and the Women's Institute to remain inclusive. We think the law is on our side, and we're offering to cover all their costs.

But we need you to tell them how important trans inclusion is to you 👇

Evergreen.

The SEND system needs cultural change. But it also needs a hell of a lot more than £6bn to be restorative, never mind transformative

Currently in court 9 with comrades from Activist Court Aid Brigade (ACAB) for the start of the trial

A lamp made of thick red wire that forms a sort of stick-man with one arm curved up and one arm curved down. At the top is a creepy plastic smiley face with a red nose. Not a clown face, just a face with a red nose. One hand is holding a bulb pointed towards the user rather than being pointed up or down. £21.50.

Ebay showing me just the world's most objectionable objects today.

I know I seek out weird stuff but I have my limits.

Ebay listing for a lamp with a ceramic base that's sort of beige-brown and carved into uneven chunks. Around the middle is a bit without the chunks but with lots of different sized circular holes that seem like they were designed specifically to aggravate people with tryptophobia.

Oh this is deeply upsetting.

Its really not like that at all.

I'm not advocating for abolishing the DVLA. I AM advocating for abolishing the crown.

Then it should just go straight to the treasury instead of going to the crown estate at all.