Hayden Donnell

Speaking from experience, she has a far higher hill to climb

Yeah sorry that was also me

I think the point of the passage is you could become super saiyan by channeling his power, maybe learn some theology

Comment 1: Appalled at the title and won't be reading the article. Very disappointed in the Spinoff this morning. Comment 2: Happy at the title and will be re-reading the article. Very proud of the Spinoff this morning

my iconoclastic style is dividing The Spinoff's readership

Spinoff headline: Good news: It’s kākāpō fuck season

breaking new frontiers when it comes to headline writing at The Spinoff

didn't need so many words imo

you absolute idiot

Yeah so what im picturing is essentially a funnel or hose scenario where you've got the input and output going simultaneously

Yeah but given this person has to shit for years on end I think it would be ill-advised to take the time to wipe

Getting mixed reports on this issue. As journalists often say, if everyone from all sides is calling you an idiot, you've got it right bsky.app/profile/moat...

Argh that's probably true. I guess I was accounting for some phone time between sessions

EGG IS COMING TO MY DEFENCE

I think if you were to attempt this The Spinoff would cover your costs

if this is correct then you are the smartest man alive

it's a great suggestion but unfortunately I am too stupid to even do the small amount of maths I have attempted

agree, I was certainly happier before I heard the number "70 million litres of raw sewage"

that's my ultimate aim thank you for recognising it

yes but they're not involved in this thought experiment. Also I did not account for the dilution factor I'm sorry sir

In a 1992 study, researchers found humans produce a median 105g of faecal matter per day. Let’s assume that faeces takes two minutes to evacuate your bowels. If you started now, it would take you 2,535 years, 15 days, 13 hours, and 20 minutes of non-stop shitting to produce as much waste as the Moa Point plant is expelling onto schools of unsuspecting fish every day.

did some data journalism thespinoff.co.nz/politics/11-...

Gotta hear both sides

You beautiful man

Josie Butler talks about engaging in "dildo target practice" around her flat

Though I try to stay humble, I'd say I'm probably the nation's top journalist when it comes to in-depth reporting on the Waitangi dildo strike. Even so, I hadn't picked up this piece of info until this week thespinoff.co.nz/politics/05-...

this is a great article

David Seymour saying the Plan Change 120 debate should focus on how to make it easier to build houses faster and cheaper

Incisive critique from David Seymour: the people trying to remove the single biggest barrier to building housing should focus instead on trying to make it easier to build houses

but also the former

Kirsty this may shock you so be prepared but I'm beginning to think it might be the latter

All the bogus reasons for National’s latest housing U-turn There needs to be an inquiry into the standard of the bullshit we’re expected to believe.<br />

would honestly prefer it if the anti-upzoning people would just come out and say the sight of a townhouse makes them sick rather than gabbling on nonsensically about the lack of infrastructure in the most infrastructure-dense parts of the city thespinoff.co.nz/politics/19-...

All the bogus reasons for National’s latest housing U-turn There needs to be an inquiry into the standard of the bullshit we’re expected to believe.<br />

'We’ve been treated to a cacophony of handwringing about infrastructure, but it boils down to ‘not in my backyard’.' @haydendonnell.bsky.social #Auckland

Herald saying government requiring more housing = "harsher" rules

Herald saying nine storeys "might not be the worst of it" and taller buildings could be on their way in Freemans Bay

I know this is a shocking thing to say but the Herald's habit of assuming extra housing is inherently negative has me wondering if it might have some kind of editorial slant on urban issues

AT's orange road cone mascot at the Santa parade

Rank insubordination from AT, taunting the mayor with their Santa parade float