Hand Pecked Debb

I thought a pair of pre-pregnancy pumps were a good idea today. Yup ripped the leather by lunchtime by stretching them out with post pregnancy Cinderella stepsister bigger feet.

Hiring freezer extended until October 15, the same day my current job runs out of funding. The irony is so great I’m going to buy some Goth perfume to cope. 🤢

I borrowed my kid’s sleep pod blanket. May get myself a pressure cocoon now. Whatever it takes to stop this anxiety.

All the father’s day ads just remind me of dad who chooses to ghost his family and makes promises he doesn’t keep to my kids.

Never underestimate the audacity of a maserati with yellow sneky plates.

Why does my five year old smell like corn tortilla?

Ugh tears at my mentor’s retirement lunch thanks to the Fork in the Road. Losing so many good people. 😭

Abou to order the tired fed employee shirt. As another fed employee said. It shouldn’t be this hard to serve one’s country.

I thought I was done crying about the state of things, and then I ran into old friends who were RIF’ed from DoD. Our eyes were definitely moist as we try to hold eachother up exchanging leads. I hate this.

Man, all the mothers day microneedling sale ads today.

My command deactivated. I am literally felt sad, go buy some plants girl.

Kid: do we have any plans this weekend or ARE WE GOING TO LOWES FOR THE 5TH WEEKEND IN A ROW.

😂

Trump cuts baby 'Safe to Sleep' team. Here's what parents should know For decades the NIH has led a public health campaign credited with saving thousands of babies from dying in their sleep. The administration's cuts come as sleep-related infant deaths have been rising.

I lost a kid to miscarriage, it would destroy me to lose a kid after I bonded with them. www.npr.org/2025/05/05/n...

Ah I see why I was craving for Taco Bell. It’s been more than 2 months and it was tiiiime.

I went in to get stitches removed from my foot, why does it matter when my last period was?

Oh look all the european vintage reproductions I will not be able to get now. I am gonna get so good at mending.

Our Huckleberry, this one hits home. 😭

Adulting means taking PTO to do taxes.

Oh my gosh I wish Joy Ride was there when I was growing up! Watched it with my husband and had to explain why little family connections made me cry. Thank you wypipo for backing this. This needed to tell the multifaceted Asian diaspora.

Everybody pants now.
Pants pants pants pants pants.

I added another leg prison to my wardrobe.

old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper ALT: old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper

Every IOS update now: I hate this, where is everything.

Primary care: we need you to complete your annual depression eval.

Me: is this a joke? Read the room that is called America.

All I want to do is veg out in bed in silence lately. Cannot keep going with Cher’s book or embroider, got no drive except for being spitey for the 5 bullets. 😔

Last week I was so excited I was not DOGE’d I cleaned my floor’s microwave. Surviving this is wild. I am finding joy in the mundane I never had before because YAY I EMPLOYED FOR ANOTHER DAY!

Canada, can you get Grimes to kick Elon in the balls?

There are not enough pretty dresses or girl scout cookies or carbs or face care for this shit. I need Boeing to step up please.

Afternoon commute with crying and eating brie. This is fine.

Could not muster to get to strength training but told myself to try to walk for 15 minutes, and that turned into 30 minutes. I am still angry and weepy, but I tried to move some endorphins. My friend’s mom’s death was the straw that got me to ugly cry at everything in 2025 so far.

The punches keep coming in 2025. My friend’s mom passed away suddenly. Because it was so sudden this incredible woman is already saving another human with her organ donation.

Exceeded my calorie burnt goal in boxing today by visualizing a couple of faces. Feels nice to be able to build my lungs back up.