BREAKING: Scientists discover a cure for Billionaires!
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BREAKING: Scientists discover a cure for Billionaires!
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Methinks there is a conspiracy afoot from Big Donut.
07.10.2025 23:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Photo from 1992, Los Angeles -- not 2025, Portland. Our media is failing us.
07.10.2025 23:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When you decide to work under the gaze of Ronald Reagan, who signed the law giving medical care to immigrants. π€¦ββοΈ
07.10.2025 00:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
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Iβm grateful to Aaron and the writers at Public Notice for tirelessly, pitilessly shining a light on the current administrationβs malicious acts. Proud to be a subscriber!
05.10.2025 14:49 β π 128 π 10 π¬ 0 π 0Letβs give these motherfuckers bribing and kidnapping children as much attention as possible
03.10.2025 20:11 β π 990 π 478 π¬ 15 π 3Our Great President is almost finished with his time machine to go back five years to the George Floyd protests and stop the rampant lawlessness in Oregon. #MakeAmericaPastAgainAgain
03.10.2025 18:36 β π 1 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Seriously. Fuck these fascists. Join a No Kings protest on October 18 and stand up for our rights and our democracy.
02.10.2025 19:56 β π 1550 π 315 π¬ 35 π 12Today marks the first day in public mediaβs history without federal funding. And weβre not going anywhere.
Listeners like you keep our mission alive. Protect one of the last places where America comes together to hear itself.
Stand with us today. Donate at this link: n.pr/46wamAj
Incredible -- Trump actually released Amelia Earhart's last words.
02.10.2025 02:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"If you're an American who has dropped a piece of toast recently, and it landed butter-side down, you've surely wondered, 'Why are there so many illegal aliens in our country?"
01.10.2025 21:10 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I'll be live with comedian / trouble architect / all around human @stevehofstetter.bsky.social at 1pm PDT today. Join us as we discuss comedy, politics, and censorship β and if thereβs time a push-up contest maybe why not.
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Can my resume be fictional?
29.09.2025 22:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WATCH: βIβm running for Congress in East Tennessee against a guy whose takesβ¦ theyβreβ¦ Iβll just show you. π¬Please help me beat this guy.β
Michaela Barnett shows a few of @RepTimBurchettβs greatest hits π€¦π»ββοΈ as she runs against him.
Her site: www.MichaelaForTennessee.com
Jimmy Kimmel's suspension is the "New Coke" of late night television. Well played, Disney.
25.09.2025 04:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This week in Best of Substack!
- Lincoln Michel on lit style
- Kathleen Willcox on comfort wine
- culturetherapy on game play
- Richard Flyer on connection
- Matthew Iasiello on happiness
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- A 2022 essay on genius
- Substack + perspective
- A badass dad
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I spend a lot of time bashing spineless headlines, but props to the @nytimes.com -- this is how you lede a story.
23.09.2025 01:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think they heard you.
23.09.2025 00:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's a wrong way and a right way to report this
22.09.2025 21:35 β π 7531 π 1579 π¬ 136 π 81He's SchrΓΆdingerβs President.
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Last Halloween we went out as Four Jim Carreys.
22.09.2025 02:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I interviewed Clay Risen, author of Charlie Kirk's obituary in the @nytimes.com, about what it's like to sum up the life of a divisive figure. substack.com/home/post/p-...
21.09.2025 23:54 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The Montreal Star, February 4, 1939
19.09.2025 01:33 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"Kirk earned his name / fortune / place in hell by stalking the gullible and the unprepared, sinking his teeth into the most co-optable corners of society (the young, the angry, and the very religious). Heβd be pleased to see his legacy abused in the very manner he championed."
Read my substack. π
Kimmel wasnβt fired for his remarks on Kirkβhe was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they have, to fight back. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ki...
18.09.2025 18:36 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Average amount each Facebook user will get from the legal settlement: $30
Amount the lawyers are getting: $180 million.
Dearest Media,
Stop repeating the narrative that Jimmy Kimmel was pulled for comments about Charlie Kirk. He was pulled for comments about MAGA. Quit taking press releases at face value and get back to reporting FACTS.
@brittlestar.com Let's do a news together. www.thecanadaparty.com
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