Chase McPherson

Me: same, moldy cheddar, thought it was sour cream and onion seasoning.

Freakin’ heat zomg

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If we could get some help with the mid-month bill hump, that would be great. Books for sale and the donation jar is always open. ko-fi.com/bychasemcp/g...

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If we could get some help with the mid-month bill hump, that would be great. Books for sale and the donation jar is always open. ko-fi.com/bychasemcp/g...

I have a real problem with folk who can't separate the person from the game.

I actually pull up my Nickelodeon DVDs in summertime, especially Rocko's Modern Life and The Secret World of Alex Mack.

Thirty Helens Agree... honesty is the best policy.

Instacart, Home Depot: Husky 3 ft. toilet auger. (Five star review) - Good enough to get a pair of panties out... Augured a pair of panties that somehow made it into the toilet and were flushed.

Having a bad plumbing day, which explains the top part of this graphic, but I had to share this review...

Took me most of the day to realize they made Vince a 'Hard-Boiled Detective.' #BB27

Keanu's serving the house #ButtFirst. They have to make that pun, don't they? #BB27

This is our Who Shot J.R. #bb27

I honestly hope this leads to a stamp-out of shout-outs. I'm shouting "Shut up and go back to your seat" too often. >.> #bb27

Like, even assuming this was genuine, this level of mistake doesn't lend itself to your skills.

Ooh, scammer sent a follow up. Guess I'll send one of my own.

FOR THE LOVE OF CRIMENY WILL YOU LET THE GUY BE A SORCERER! GAHHH!

An email from "Ava Winters" subject line The Tempests of Time Deserves an Audience as Bold as Its Story. Partial message: Hello Lloyd, The Tempests of Time completely gripped me. The way you navigate prophetic horror, fractured time, and theological unrest is masterful. I was struck by how Merrick’s journey across apocalyptic timelines and psychological

When the book promotion scammer thinks she's writing to author Lloyd Jeffries.

I'm likely to be quieter on here as far as self-promotion goes. I'm going to do better on just engaging and talking with folks whose content catches my eye, supporting who and what I can when I see it. In the meantime I have other goals, which you may see come to pass next summer. Cryptic intended.

Whereas I had lots of free time to work on new things, my new job and its lower pay mean a) much more energy is spent over the course of a week, and b) I have no money for trying to expand my presence and brand, or to continue getting Bloodbound made as an audiobook series.

It must all wait.

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of the work I have done over the past two years. Each title in the Bloodbound series got a good review and a reward from Literary Titan. As such, they're going to stay in all the stores where I managed to get them as well as my ko-fi shop (ko-fi.com/bychasemcp) >

This isn't giving up, it's giving it a rest.

I'm making the decision to pull back on promoting my writing week in and week out. Having nixed my X account, I've found it's even harder to be seen/heard to get my writing out there.

I'm not pulling anything down, however. I'm incredibly proud >

Between the sign on my door and my Roku camera I can tell whether it's an expected delivery/food dasher or someone I can cheerfully ignore.

If you wish to go the major retailer route, you can head to books2read.com/ap/8Z0KY7/Ch...

Greyhound to Cuero - Chase McPherson's Ko-fi Shop An autobiographical short story detailing my first love and first heartbreak, occurring over a 48-hour period in Deep South Texas. (CW: mention of sex...

NEW SHORT STORY: 'Greyhound to Cuero,' a tale of one-sided love. ko-fi.com/s/0317bde307

At my house they're coming up through the bathtub drain.

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Hiya! I've written a 5-novel series about a vampire throuple that investigates things called #Bloodbound which I've been doing the past two years, all the deets over at my ko-fi ko-fi.com/bychasemcp

YouTube video by Phuck Yiu Loaded Weapon 1 (1993) Bruce Willis Scene

and National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1. youtu.be/PCP5umSS7ew?...

I think the husband's got a new job... at my store!

FINALLY two days off. Oooh my back and my ankles and my tendons and my tibias.

Greyhound to Cuero - Chase McPherson's Ko-fi Shop An autobiographical short story detailing my first love and first heartbreak, occurring over a 48-hour period in Deep South Texas. (CW: mention of sex...

NEW SHORT STORY: 'Greyhound to Cuero,' a tale of one-sided love. ko-fi.com/s/0317bde307

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I shut down my itch shop - the only places to now get my material is through major retailers and my own personal ko-fi shop, ko-fi.com/bychasemcp