Mike Blejer

Another busy day teaching Baby the skills he’ll need to thrive in our lawless autocracy (music theory, self-objectification, passport hygiene, bunker etiquette).

Teaching baby how to be a tough guy so he can grow up strong and protect me from scary things like bugs and spiders.

No, don’t you see, Americans don’t care about accountability or justice or law or human rights or the constitution, they care about kitchen table issues like ignoring genocide and giving sweet prison deals to child sex traffickers (which is also a distraction to talk about).

Parenting’s an iceberg: beautiful, punishing, and even harder underwater. But if you can simply convince your kid that you’re trapped in the iPad and the only way to get you out is by pressing the correct sequence of loops, well, you you just chipped a solid day off that sucker.

Less “beliefs” and more rightwing propaganda so they can deny all but the richest Americans healthcare and let you die painfully whilst they eat canapés on a yacht.

I don’t like to brag, but I’m one of the only guys out here still doing all my own stunts. *injures mommy’s shoulder*

These two are like peas in a pod (where one of the peas is also eating other, tinier peas to frighten the 2nd pea into serving as a living chair for him).

Interesting contrast to Politico, which once sucked a rightwing dick for money (and hasn’t stopped since).

a man with a long white beard is holding a sword and looking at the camera . Alt: a man with a long white beard is holding a sword and looking at the camera . (Gandalf saying farewell)

I believe they call it “Valinor.”

OK, OK, he can buy pierogis, but only the ones that are 18 years or older.

a man in a costume is holding a sword in his hand and making a funny face . Alt: a man in a costume is holding a sword in his hand and making a funny face . (Stephen Colbert dressed as Legolas, juggling knives).

I know of at least one that’s looking for work.

Did I have a lot to drink last night? Well, let’s just say that by the end, they had to strap me to my chair. Also by the beginning. I am a baby.

I might be a vegan — but eating this big steamy pile of human sh*t is earning my lip smacking tummy growls yum yum lemme gobble it up. - by Zaid Jilani

Emil Bove Is a Sign of the *Times

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Granted, she’s right but what is the civic value of watching idiot fascism lovers getting dunked on on CNN? If this were a real exchange it might be worth sharing, but it’s not, it’s political theater by paid actors, as real as WWE, and ultimately as much in service of enriching the same monsters.

I think that’s the endpoint, yes, though I think there’s a distinction b/t centrists who do it because they think it’s strategically shrewd and those who genuinely don’t have any kind of internal compass and simply determine their politics by triangulation. End result is the same but 2’s creepier.

Someone told them about the god of the gaps argument and they said “I can fix this.”

The great thing about having an evil genius for an uncle is he can actually teach you how to write your own ransom note. And I’m talking at a very young age, when the kidnapping itself isn’t even the hard part. I’m just so proud of both my boys, wherever they are.

In his defense, centrists may as well be dead for how effective they’ve been at fighting the rise of rightwing fascism in this country.

No, that sounds like something only a total nerdoid would do. *gives atomic wedgie* *cheats through school* *is elected to high office*

Look, she may be right, but she’s also on Fox News so technically she’s also terribly, terribly wrong.

Not sure how an administration of incipient fascists will take to being referred to as a “cavalcade of know-nothing ‘chutzpoids.’”

The simplistic moral lessons of Superman by Richard Brody article cover.

Surely no one is so cynical that they—

Roald, baby, bubaleh, trust me it’s the kind of peach the world needs right- bubaleh? It’s Yiddish, why? Roald, where are you going? Why are you walking away from me Roald, are you meshugeneh??