Taylor Majewski

A view up toward the forest canopy of pawpaw leaves and a cluster of green pawpaw fruits in the crude shape of a dick and balls

It pawpaw season. Good forage today!

Pal is just chilling, seems in no hurry to go anywhere. A nice toasty screen must be comfy.

Major computer bug today, rip my work PC

Piss off, bot.

Nah, miss me with that. Call me old-school, but comprehension, critical-thinking, and understanding is at an all-time low as-is. You want to throw trash at a wall and see what sticks, but when it inevitably fails you've learned nothing, gained nothing. Just rolling dice. Empty headed and wasteful.

"Hey sorry I missed your text I am processing a nonstop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave." Image is a drawing of some cavemen around a fire, stock art.

Learned what "vibe coding" is today. Wish I didn't. Not surprised, just eternally disappointed. If you think software is terrible now, get ready to suffer under ai slop software!

Oh, absolutely, the colors are the most important part.

Ooo do different senses get different colors too?

Common sense implies the existence of uncommon sense, rare sense, epic sense, legendary sense, and mythic sense.

Man, I sure hope someone created a backup of the country that we can restore to. This one is corrupting at a horrifying rate.

Taylor Majewski | A St. Baldrick's Participant I'm shaving my head to raise money for childhood cancer research and stand in solidarity with kids fighting cancer! Make a donation to support my fundraising efforts!

Do you hate cancer? Do you hate kids with cancer (not the kids specifically, but like the fact that kids CAN have cancer)? You should do a donation thing and watch me go bald again, by choice this time!

I did not buy candy at the grocery last week, because I knew I would just want to stress eat this week.

Now I want to stress eat this week, and have no candy.

Why would I do this to me.

You see, if I just keep making jerky, I can put off cleaning the dehydrator racks indefinitely.

Yes plz. I will eat anything filled with pistachio

Bedight is a word that I love, but just about never see used. What's your favorite linguistic rarity?

boney m quotes that go hard

balatro should have a coulrophobia mode where it replaces all the jesters with spiders

We should resurrect Teddy Rosevelt and reelect him at president

Hell, I'll mail you a big beetle if you want to keep one. (For 4-6 months once active).

I believe in you.

Too bad Jimbo apparently doesn't :(

Steam Replay 2024 playtime graph for Destiny 2. Rising playtime shown through the release of The Final Shape, abruptly ending in July. The tagline of the graph is "Did you put an end to The Witness"

Did you put an end to The Witness?
No.
Pete Parsons retire, bitch.
#SteamReplay

New type... of monsters?!

That tracks.

My Christmas movie hot take is that "A Christmas Story" is maybe my least favorite movie of all time. Absolutely awful, unwatchable senile-ass good-old-days-ass boomer trash.

Debate Bots: ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for egg nog

Gulab jamun, my beloved.

My therapist is NOT allowed to see my Spotify wrapped y’all

Maybe I'm just spoiled, but playing games with intricately detailed worlds and lots of ground clutter crates, barrels, jars, bottles, etc and then shooting one and nothing happens is just a disappointment.

We put together two shelving units on Sunday. Bought a third, taller one yesterday and built it without
Hailey knowing for the express purpose of trying to gaslight her that we assembled three on Sunday. It obviously did not work, but it was funny.