Look at all of these CRIMINALS reaching out to Trump for help. Like knows like. Party of law and order my ass!

centrist: we need to focus on popular policy

me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare?

centrist: no haha not that policy

me: ok so…gun control?

centrist: no lol not that policy either

me: ok which policy?

centrist: oh you know the ones

I want my coffee so strong that the mosquitos start catastrophizing their day

Happy Easter

A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

A humorous image depicting two individuals dressed in matching grey outfits, styled to resemble characters from the movie "Austin Powers." The larger individual, standing behind, is holding a finger to their lips in a "shushing" gesture, while the smaller individual, strapped to the larger one's chest with a harness, has a displeased expression. The background is a plain dark teal color.

Great. Now I need to inject bleach into my eyes.

The unspoken "solution" to this is prison labor

We’re going to annex Canada and invade Greenland but we can’t request return of an innocent man from El Salvador.

Generally, the bobcats line up for photos around 9am at various locations. The alligators ask that you not take their photos from 9 to 5, when they're working, but other than that, it's fine, so long as you leave something in the tip jar. Turtles... I dunno... they will mess up your sh*t if you so much as look at them.

Still trying to be helpful to folks who ask about North FL wildlife and best times to see them.

They are arresting people on the streets, terminating their visas, and disappearing them for writing things they disagree with. This is where we are. Two months in. Right now. If you think they won’t begin coming after citizens soon, you are mistaken.

Another opportunity to post Rep. Anchia's takedown of Briscoe Cain from last week. #txlege

Pete Hegseth has learned his lesson.

by Susan Collins

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

One good thing about this administration is it’s really focusing my attention on how fucking stupid rich white dudes can be.

Family includes everyone! ❤️

Boycott any company that sponsors. Let make sure it’s just Balance of nature, my pillow and relief factor and whatever else Foxnews one

Just fyi: A new book will make you feel better

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Do we think it's as simple as this? Wall Street is panicked over the tariffs and is begging Senate Democrats (and promising them fat checks in exchange) to stabilize the economy and not allow the government to be shut down. Both NY senators cave and sell us out to Elon Musk.

He does not have a mandate!

More of this!

Free Mahmoud Khalil.

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Just a quick reminder/request to treat today as a BIG CHAIN-STORE blackout. Your favorite, locally-owned & run comic shop, cafe, bookshop, or record store (my own fav)? They’re on our side. And one day of no business can really sting. Keep ‘em busy.