Grunkle Stan | Vaxed + boosted (he/him)

Pink Pony Club. Cliff Clayvin is drinking at the Pink Pony Club. Frasier does his thinking at the Pink Pony Club. Woody's brain is shrinking at the Pink Pony Club. Pink Pony Club.

Go Krista go! *hugs*

"If you don't do something about it, you're going to have taco trucks on every corner." - Marco Gutierrez, co-founder Latinos For Trump, 2016.

I'm "just asking questions," Game Master. ;)

How do I know it's spring? The rival corvid gangs are starting beef with each other. The Krowz vs. The Magpyze battle for turf, and sometimes we'll see a scout from the J's checking things out.

This neighbourhood is Magpyze territory.

You and me both, lady. *hugs*

"Canadian lumber before hoes!" I love it!

You'll feel better once you gorge yourself on roasted meats.

I'm 50 in three days, man.

Last time Krista watched us, we lost our television privileges, and feathers and cookie crumbs got EVERYWHERE. I don't remember if those things were related.

Very encouraging news!

Nazi zydecos fuck off!

He's the tall one. I'm the handsome one! :p

We went to @sugaredandiced.bsky.social today! :)

I think I started following you, in part, because of the Crime Child. :)

Don't sell yourself short. My first attempt was still pretty darned good. Pork butt worked better for me than a pork shoulder. And glazing the bejeezus out of it is key. :)

I'm decent at making the char siu. I suck at making the bao.

*hugs*

We've had a few people in the position while I've been busy and Bob and Candice sightings have decreased. Now that there's a new home, I might run for ptesident again. ;)

Folks can be so short-sighted sometimes.

Hey, Fanta! :)

@boxingclever.bsky.social Is this where the Bob and Candice Appreciation Society is holding its meetings? I got a flyer from some hippie dressed as a ninja outside the Grab N Go.

Wasn't the Hbomberguy plagiarism video longer than even RRR?

I enjoyed both! :)

I haven't made muffins in a long time.

Finally saw my first Cybertruck on the road. Why is it the opposite of every good car design principle that I can think of?

Completely forgot about this thing I wrote a few years ago until someone reposted it. Bet you can tell which year I wrote it. :)

Funky Forest: The First Contact (2005).

It's... a movie, yes. ;)

So... you voting Sorbo/Schneider in '28? The only candidates with installed Trumpelon 5G chips and Jewish space laser eyes.. :p

What if you carried an emergency chapeau with you for such situations? Like, surprise, I'm wearing a hat, now YOU'RE underdressed, Loretta!

Very festive