Empty Hell

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Until next time...and the next time and another next time. Love on ya. #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam

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JOE BOB might not be able to show pictures of miners...but WE will! #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam Ohhhh minors...no

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Critters? Solid pick.

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I know...this was an easy target to pick on, but this movie was still better than any feature length I did in 20 years or wrote in uhhh 10. Let's face it...we've seen worse **looking at you Conjuring Last Rites** #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam

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They had logging equipment??? #TheLastDriveIn

"What if we mashed up Deliverance and Friday the 13th, but we leave out all the elements that make those movies memorable and good?" #thefinalterror #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam

man...just my luck. All the good women are either taken, not in the country, or being impaled on some home-alone level booby traps =/ #SingleLife
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Come here!! I found sumthin'
What is it?
All the fucks Jo said he was out of when watching this movie!

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Joe Bob's history on this film is damn interesting. I really missed these informational discussions.

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for reals....I was like BF2? That sounds dum...OMG the trailer! Gonna be AMAAAAZZZING (those masks are killer, too)

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...is she rowing...the opposite direction?
I mean the stereotype of women drivers is one thing but...rowing?
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We now take you live to the plot of this movie exiting on a raft.
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That hand looks familiar... hmm...

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This reminds me: Tune in to next week's Streamin' Demons where Amelie and I reveal our favorite lesbian comedienne (this makes sense to the review).
Hers is Margaret Cho and mine is, of course, Norm Macdonald,
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get better? jeebus, much like that campfire scene...it sure the fuck can't get worse
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To survive, you gotta start thinking like the forest. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #TheFinalTerror

More like: Holy Fuck! The Final Terror?! HOW can I miss this?? Please...let me know HOW...is there a FF button or...
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we now bring you live to my experience watching this movie... #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam youtu.be/ILmp4hy0F4I?...

Not saying this movie is bad...but I literally did 25 minutes of cardio on Supernatural VR and honestly...didn't miss much.
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Looks like the Kool Aide man just skeet skeet skeeted all over her. #OhYah! #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam

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You gonna tell me that if someone comes here, with a nice dinner, maybe some wine...puts on romantic ass music...that as he lubes up your ass...that you'll say 'Excuse me, I needs to howl first?'
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Oh ffs...can we get a hillbilly to kill this guy at the fire or just maybe all of us so we don't have to listen to this guy ramble on anymore? #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam

What is worse...
The story he's telling
OR
The monotone in which he delivers the lines?

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So..basically, this is Job Corps, the Movie. (Job Corps being a 'second chance manual labor / vocational type program that was offered as an alternative to jail time for late teens/early 20. y/os in the US)

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OK. So you seen Animal House, well I got one of the actors...
Belushi!? OMFG!
No..I mean the other..
Kevin BACON!? OMFG!
No..I got the one nobody fucking liked.
-this movie prolly #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam

They called this one THE FINAL TERROR because they knew there wasn't going to be anyone asking for a sequel.

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I've never thought to use my old tin can lids in that way. I just recycle them. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

This movie has all the emotional appeal of a haemorrhoid with a machine gun.

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Man,these TikTok challenges are getting harder...
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