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"I have not found any evidence that they are not" is the funniest possible way to say "I have not found any evidence that they are"

"at least the boom was good" who the hell am I to critique anyone else's use of language smdh

okay well between "ens-uh-nigh-tus" (Encinitas) and "la hole-uh" (La Jolla) this didn't really work out like I hoped. at least the boom was good

John Carpenter walks into a pitch meeting and writes "VAMPIRE$" on a white board. He waits a beat, then carefully erases the | from the dollar sign turning it into "VAMPIRES." The studio execs go wild.

That's probably fine

i saw a bag of freeze dried peach rings for $12.99. there were eight pieces in the bag. fallen world.

fortunately I think the action is gonna shift to LA pretty soon and I don't know what weird pronunciations they got down there

this book is set in Portland and the audiobook narrator keeps saying "Gliss-awn" smdh

What do you mean? He doesn't have any bruises or cuts that I can see.

That's a brilliant idea. I think we should call it the Bucklewization process.

then you should probably work hard to ensure he's not the nominee!

Also you're not a real doctor.

that's the british side of the family anyway. there's also the german side. i think they just came in the 19th century for the cheap farm and/or cattle land

copper mine went dry

Basically any Tony Scott/Denzel Washington movie. You can just pick one out of a hat, they're all highly dad-coded and good as hell.

Goddamn you suck so fucking much

we met in the basement of a Catholic school, but I think that was mostly just because they let us. I don't think we had a particularly high concentration of catholics or anything.

I knew about the way they tend to push evangelical/mormonism shit, but only because we all thought it was so weird when we saw or heard about other troops that did, like, prayer groups or bible lessons. None of that shit for us, we just hiked in thr mountains and swam in lakes and learned first aid.

I am regularly reminded that the scout troop I was in as a kid was extremely atypical in the best possible way, it eschewed basically all of the worst parts of the organization and emphasized all the best. For example, I didn't know until today that the scouts had a partnership with the military.

i made it two hours and then went and got another pair on my break. goddamn i love noise cancelling

Frenchman hospitalized after inserting WWI munition up his rear The shell, unexploded at the time of removal, resulted in the evacuation of the hospital, with an EOD squad called to clear the area.

🎵 If you want to find the anti-tank shell,
I know where it is,
I know where it is,
I know where it is. 🎵

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I have a hard time seeing them as an "anti-ICE" organization in any meaningful sense when they explicitly say they are not working to stop deportations.

It should be illegal for a word processing program to have a location function at all, let alone to constantly bother you about it if it's turned off.

that might he the best case scenario actually

oh god I left my headphones at home. I'm gonna have to work while being able to hear my coworkers. i might actually die

a handmade marionette monster photographed in front of a snowbank. it has long arms with branch-like hands, a long neck with a false human face & a lower jaw like a sperm whale, & is dressed in all white/off-white lace & rags with pearl accents. watermark says "Ezra Rose"

a close up of the face of the marionette with its open jaw & teeth visible below.

i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter

a teen with dyed hair holds his hand out to Saddam Hussein, with his thumb and forefinger forming the letter L, to indicate that Saddam Hussein is a total loser. the bottom of the screen has a "T for Teen" ESRB rating badge and the url www.nintendo.con

The prevailing philosophy of US foreign policy circa 2000, artists rendering

WinCo is great, pride of the NW and all that, but the lines can be kinda slow and sometimes you end up stuck next to an old guy that can't wait to share his thoughts on "the orientals"

The store pages mention "solo lobbies" which gives me some hope. In the betas I never really liked matchmaking with strangers, but trying to play solo meant you were constantly outnumbered. If everyone in the map is playing solo, I think I could have a pretty good time.

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