Randy @lilschidt - Bluesky Profile

committing to more cardio this year and trying to elevate my heart to "the target zone" by setting aside daily time to look at my savings account

09.01.2026 15:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

coming home with lipstick on my collar and my wife doesn't believe it's from a Jim Wagner RBB training tool made by Böker

09.01.2026 03:53 — 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Like how I had to doDGE a DODge while crossing the street today

08.01.2026 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

screaming into a jar so I can save that energy for later

07.01.2026 15:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

true strength is not giving up on candy despite all these canker sores in my mouth

03.01.2026 16:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wondering if vultures need to check in their carrion before a flight

02.01.2026 23:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have some folding techniques to help with that

02.01.2026 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So many skill issues so little skill

02.01.2026 18:58 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

What did you use it for?

02.01.2026 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

School paper has its uses but it's not in my toilet room right now

02.01.2026 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Toilet paper can be any paper so long as it's in reach

02.01.2026 15:31 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

If the world tries to eat us alive this year im going in bad taste

01.01.2026 15:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Howdy!

01.01.2026 13:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey dervy thank you! Good or evil I support all your actions without question

01.01.2026 01:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All my NY resolutions this year will be in 4k

31.12.2025 21:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was told the best way to get rid of peach fuzz is to blanche with boiling water but now my face is just fucked and the fuzz isn't gone

31.12.2025 21:40 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Pretty disappointed. Came up with so many good new years resolutions, but none of my friends willing to take my advice.

31.12.2025 14:52 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

hi thanks for having me

30.12.2025 23:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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