Rich Cutts

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They are bringing the paperwork over now. Let's put on a Show #TheArchers

Does anyone give one about the Ambridge Show? #TheArchers

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Don't mention the hated inheritance tax David, I did once but I think I got away with it #TheArchers

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Rex is becoming like the scene from Dumber and Dumber when the girls in bikinis stop and ask the guys if they know any guys who can help them #TheArchers

Easy mistake to make, he was in the toilet and someone in the next stall asked 'have you got the time on yer, cock?' #TheArchers

Maybe I chose the wrong night to have a gammon roast #TheArchers

She considered it, but painting and decorating was never her forte, and stripping wallpaper is hard graft #TheArchers

This Zack started a bit dopey and ended like Reggie Kray #TheArchers

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This Zack sounds like a right laugh a minute. This ice skating anecdote is right up there #TheArchers

Lewie? #TheArchers

I wonder how many seeds will fall on stony ground for Moaney #TheArchers

Is Rex so blind he hasn’t noticed Alice dropping her knickers #TheArchers

Rory probably thinks BIO-security means wearing a condom #TheArchers

Oh Alice! What japes telling Rex about Dave and Ruth. You’re a proper Joyce Grenfell #TheArchers

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What is it you can’t face #TheArchers IYKYK

I really wish they would stop bringing up Brian's acute angina #TheArchers
*you boys at the back, stop that sniggering

Ooh, plot twist #TheArchers

Oh Dopey Dave it's a wah wah wah moment! What japes #TheArchers

They’ve just moved on from Peelers I guess #TheArchers

Agh! I've lost the person who said #TheArchers has jumped the shark. This is nonsense on stilts

Or Brian damaged #TheArchers

Fallon still talks about Yorkshire like its Narnia, it makes me doubt my first 20 years #TheArchers

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George Hetty Wainthrop Grundy #TheArchers

Horses box? More like horses arse! #TheArchers

Mr Blue Sky! The production chucked the kitchen sink at this #TOTP

Steps, whats not to like
Is this the group with the character called H as he's hyperactive? And Terry Wogan said the other guy was called W ? #TOTP

It's ironic, Poppy had one hand in her pocket, the other hailing a taxi cab #TheArchers

Tell em to shove the job Clarrie up their nether regions #TheArchers

It's becoming another whodunit
Who damaged the gate, if the SL suggests George is culpable I won't be responsible etc etc #TheArchers

Grandad was first in the series and I think Albert was the younger brother. Think we found that out in the pub cellar episode #TheArchers