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I guess I need to put something here. Maybe all my excess existential dread? Words, thoughts, deeds, and bad takes are my own.

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Just thinking about October 2016, James Comey licking his pen, feeling morally compelled to share vital information about one of the two presidential candidates.

And then wondering how long you have to scream before you get one of those nice padded rooms.

18.02.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think they should announce a John Wick prequel.

Keep it super hush, hush.

Vague trailers, showing no scenes.

And then on day of, just release Grosse Point Blank, unaltered.

16.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"In summary, we are good boys now Senate Democrats, so please gives us all the $$$ to continue to build out our domestic blacksite torture warehouses"

12.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A crowd filming 2x ICE officers, in the very center of the photo pointing a camera phone back at the camera is a woman with med length brown hair, and wearing a blue green bathrobe and slippers.

A crowd filming 2x ICE officers, in the very center of the photo pointing a camera phone back at the camera is a woman with med length brown hair, and wearing a blue green bathrobe and slippers.

Is Wes Anderson on bsky?

πŸ“Έ: Leila Navidi

11.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"Billy's Map" comic from Family Circus, featuring a backyard and meandering dotted line a child took before telling his mother that she had a phone call.

"Billy's Map" comic from Family Circus, featuring a backyard and meandering dotted line a child took before telling his mother that she had a phone call.

11.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in suspenders is dancing in front of a group of people ALT: a man in suspenders is dancing in front of a group of people

What movie moment made you cry out, "This is CINEMA!"

11.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So the El Paso closure was probably something like:

Dept of War: "Let's test some of the anti-drone EM weapons along the border!"
FAA: "Umm, have you tested to see how those affect commercial aircraft at various altitudes"
DoW: "No!"
FAA: "Well then you can't"
DoW: "You can't tell me what to do!"

11.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Oops all Incompetent Chuds", US government administration edition

11.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So "incompetent chuds at DoW".

11.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

El Paso is right on the border... Especially with this administration, you can't rule out:

"We are about to strike Mexico 'cartels'"

11.02.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Oh hello, allow me to tell you the tale of the '50 lb nut roll my grandmother won at church'"

www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...

10.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

USC 10.5.4.2.b "Making it illegal to be a high status male who 1.) speaks anything other than King James English 2.) does not fully resemble an incandescent potato made of dough."

10.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My people tell an oral tale, of a time long ago, when a datacenter tech replaced an internal hard drive, and in doing so, rerouted the SATA cable through one of the main case fans.

10.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how Venezuela is now like a discarded and forgotten toy in Trump's playbin.

One he wanted so very badly when he didn't have it, and now can't be bothered with.

10.02.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Meme: Ancient Aliens guy saying "Grandparents"

Meme: Ancient Aliens guy saying "Grandparents"

basically my solution:

10.02.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, not a peep about Green Day playing American Idiot?

I almost wonder if this about something else entirely...

09.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
picture of liam at home on some steps with his rabbit hat

picture of liam at home on some steps with his rabbit hat

09.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TIL.

08.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah.

It kinda makes me think about Dean Phillips being drummed out of the party for saying Biden should open the nomination process.

He was right, and nobody thanked him for it.

08.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd love to be wrong or corrected, but my understanding of the current DFL party is there is near-zero chance that anybody could run against Amy for the Democratic nomination.

I think even a well-funded/self-funded Dayton-like challenger would struggle to get within 20 points of Amy in the primary.

08.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Walz really needs to flip the script.

State agencies coordinating with ICE is absurd.

ICE should be coordinating with state agencies to assist in addressing their habeas corpus backlog.

Walz should hire all the Federal prosecutors who resigned to help do pro bono work for exfiltrated Minnesotans

08.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Album art: They Might be Giants "Lincoln" two podiums on a stage with a miniature church behind it with two steeples.

Album art: They Might be Giants "Lincoln" two podiums on a stage with a miniature church behind it with two steeples.

08.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Tactical Frivolity" is right.

07.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While not fully a zero-sum "fight".

It is definitely a competing "group work" project, and we got all the type-A girls on our side, and their "group" is just a bunch of lazy chuds tossing stuff into chatgpt.

07.02.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This last episode (s01e04) is some πŸ”₯television.

I'm phone down, edge of my seat rapt at this stuff, at what was arguably a "filler episode".

Just really great stuff.

07.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But like, it would be super funny in a Mpls vs St Paul context.

07.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You too might want to get tested for "Protestant Work Ethic"

06.02.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Work Day:
1.) Plan to do an unreasonable amount of work
2.) Fail to do an unreasonable amount of work
3.) Feel Bad

Non-Work Day:
1.) Plan to do an unreasonable amount of personal work
2.) Fail to do an unreasonable amount of personal work
3.) Feel Bad

06.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The Sycamore Tree: The Anthropocene Reviewed
YouTube video by vlogbrothers The Sycamore Tree: The Anthropocene Reviewed

This is always a good thing to watch if you're asking "Why?" through gritted teeth:

youtu.be/5zbQ--rpa04?...

05.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I'm doing such a great job supporting local, immigrant owned restaurants that I think I'm going to need a recommendation for a local, immigrant owned personal trainer.

05.02.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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