Lurch

How's th' machine been, Cranny Boy?

"Hey Lou". Powerful sentiment. Need to know a Louis to cast it though.

Here lies Virginia Hamm (Never Cured) 🪦

32. I've been close friends with 6 men for 6 years. I do not recall anything before that because this is all that matters.

The only song that can wake me up in the morning anymore is the Monster Mash

You create as you speak you expire as you perspire

Mayonnaise is Cthonic

There ain't enough money in the world to get to space you need to do it with love

You are healing the wrong way. I heard a sickening crack , my liege you have cracked in twain.

Men like me just want to draw their Rapier and smirk

Listening to Nirvana hits crazy when you haven't heard their music in 5 years. Try it yourself.

They match each other's freak perfectly

since I've become a bard I've started sashaying and speaking in whimsical tones

Do you understand how important team fortress 2 was?

The fortune and fame that comes with eons of small talk

*makes you misremember the formula* haha yeah I think you got it right. Yeah for sure!

Thank God you're not old!

Erm... So shiny

Hornblower

having some seltzers, puttering around

Sorry to break it to you, but I'm actually a Thieving Magpie.

Don't say these things, Scarlet.

I'm ripping out all of the smoke detectors. Let's all do our part to make fire a surprise again!

This is aweosme

I went to the Court of The Old King in the Mountain and nobody knew you.

I'm sorry but Betty Boop is ugly as sin.

Inside of you are two Trumps.

Men love to peer inside a small box and say "what a curious little device..." Under their breath.

I'm addicted to the cards