@magicrug.bsky.social
extoy.bandcamp.com/track/open-t... here's a new song 💋
01.09.2025 21:47 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
extoy.bandcamp.com/track/open-t... here's a new song 💋
01.09.2025 21:47 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Explaining to my pregnant wife why it's actually a good thing that I forgot to buy the food she's craving
22.07.2025 23:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's a conspiracy to make you go to the dentist
20.06.2025 21:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do your own research: they're putting microchips in bags of Doritos
20.06.2025 21:31 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tomb of the Unknown Small Business Owner
11.05.2025 10:31 — 👍 133 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0Suspects basically hate matching a description
11.05.2025 11:40 — 👍 58 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0Tomb of the Unknown Small Business Owner
11.05.2025 10:31 — 👍 133 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0Iannis Xenakis - Kottos (twee ukelele cover)
18.04.2025 04:50 — 👍 26 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0I am unfortunately the voice of a generation
09.05.2025 19:17 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0What if a fire broke out at the conclave? Kind of a boy who cried wolf situation
07.05.2025 19:04 — 👍 273 🔁 14 💬 11 📌 0Pointless toil is about more than just money
03.02.2025 15:28 — 👍 74 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0
extoy.bandcamp.com/track/enemy Here's the first new song I've released in a long time, with more music to come soon. Synth punk from Baltimore
03.05.2025 23:59 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0You can't put the piss back in the tube
05.05.2025 11:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's only one way to truly delete one's account
04.05.2025 03:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you!!! ❤️❤️❤️
04.05.2025 01:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
extoy.bandcamp.com/track/enemy Here's the first new song I've released in a long time, with more music to come soon. Synth punk from Baltimore
03.05.2025 23:59 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0"Bless you" to anyone sneezing rn
09.04.2025 21:27 — 👍 150 🔁 19 💬 4 📌 0A doomsday scenario would be devastating for the economy
14.11.2024 19:47 — 👍 27 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Congrats on making your wife your wife! 🎉
16.03.2025 14:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Caesar should have known better than to trust a guy named "Brutus"
15.03.2025 15:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When you see a guy walk out of the grocery store with 36-pack of toilet paper, you know that guy wipes
12.03.2025 19:26 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0No idea why it's embarrassing for someone to walk out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to their shoe. That's someone who you know has wiped
12.03.2025 19:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There should be an Arlington National Cemetery for small business owners
28.02.2025 15:45 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My wife's "water just broke" (???) and she's demanding medical attention "right now." What a Karen
28.02.2025 15:36 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Beautiful lyrics to a beautiful song
28.02.2025 15:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've seen Bigger Boppers
19.02.2025 06:35 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Going to the gym to take care of my pre-remains
18.02.2025 05:12 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Blurred out face of a suited man
No special effects required! My face is naturally blurred out
14.02.2025 17:14 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, let's! But not just yet--I'm enjoying this, and I think you can run a little faster.
14.02.2025 16:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
