I Swim But I Wish I Never Learnt

Did CBSA search his plane for K?

I’d just like to congratulate myself on my pattern recognition.

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Trump has said he’ll decide on strikes within the next 2-weeks.

The US will be striking over the weekend.

The strikes likely won’t be effective (i.e. won’t penetrate deep enough). Jordan, KSA, Iraq, etc. will protest the use of their airspace - they’re impotent.

The US will enter a recession.

June 12, 2025 will go down as the opening salvos of WWIII. I’m going to hold my kids close tonight.

Vaya Con Dios 🌊

It’s so alarmingly clear that Stephen [Joseph Goebbels / Heinrich Himmler] Miller and TACO are keen on inciting insurrection / a revolution.

Must be touch having a micro-penis … whose partners are complicit by association.

#NeedleDick

Candidly, I’ve watched a 3-year old do a better job at trying to stuff toothpaste back in the tube.

As (i) 🇨🇦/🇦🇺 dual national, and (ii) JD No. 7 aficionado … his response might have me give up my favorite drink … FAFO pal.

What are the chances the States pull out of the UN within a year?

How much do you want to bet that the States has to start issuing $500 bills for the first time since 1945 with their asinine economic policies?!?

100% a Nazi salute; anyone enabling him is by definition complicit: employees, shareholders, customers, etc.

Melania's life isn't that exciting. She was a girl with dreams of modeling who ended up moonlighting in prostitution and got shopped to a john, married for his money, had his baby while he was cheating on her with a porn star, blah blah blah.

It's not worth a movie.

Bloody oath … they’re not in the trees to f#ck spiders mate

If true, he’s a traitor … who doesn’t recall if his wife was drinking while piloting a boat that caused the death of two people … just saying.

I’ve read Palestine, Peace Not Apartheid a number of times; President Carter was a giant of a human. I’m glad he won’t have to watch America descend into Gilliad.

🤣 what a douche

The senile “elected” leader of our southern neighbour thinks we’re the 51st state; we’re not perfect (e.g. 1st people’s representation / access to clean water), but we do have universal healthcare, actual gun control, [generally] equal representation, better teeth, and bigger condoms 🎤🫳

Wait, the WH parking lot is getting its own lawyer?!?

🤣

As a Canadian, I feel like the guy who got fired for furiously masturbating when the tiny tremor hit NYC thinking it was the big one … the big one being the establishment of Republic of Gilead on January 20