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@shebakes.bsky.social

Mostly jokes and food.

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17.02.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is being asked if she is serious Alt: Liam Neeson in a suit and tie says is she is serious?

I’m just imagining Liam getting all this hate mail. β€œListen here Liam Nissan how dare you…”

And Liam is just sitting there like?

17.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listening to them talk about how there’s 5 first round picks on the Women’s U.S. hockey team and wondering with glee what it must be like for young girls being able to imagine a career as a player. That wasn’t even a dream when I played. So happy for the sport.

17.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For a guy who is β€œjust asking questions” it sure sounds like he should have asked a lot more questions.

17.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A snowy white cream cheese icing sits atop, now buried, cinnamon buns.

A snowy white cream cheese icing sits atop, now buried, cinnamon buns.

Phase 3: cream cheese icing (made with Tre Stelle lactose free which gave it a weird texture). Can’t wait to spike my blood sugar.

17.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really don’t think the bf and I should be eating a dozen of these but we likely will 🀣. I love baking and cinnamon buns are definitely one of my favs too.

17.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that kid. He got the message. Punch a fucking Nazi.

17.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yum.

17.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A dozen cinnamon buns out of the oven are smothered in a butter pecan topping. The topping has butter, brown sugar, salt, cream, vanilla, and pecans.

A dozen cinnamon buns out of the oven are smothered in a butter pecan topping. The topping has butter, brown sugar, salt, cream, vanilla, and pecans.

Phase 2: an improvised butter pecan topping.

17.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So proud of Poulin (late catching up on the game). She’s just such a badass hockey player.

17.02.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pan of a dozen freshly baked and golden cinnamon buns are pictured. Two of the buns have exploded upwards in what looks like a shooting spiral. They are currently naked as they have no topping.

A pan of a dozen freshly baked and golden cinnamon buns are pictured. Two of the buns have exploded upwards in what looks like a shooting spiral. They are currently naked as they have no topping.

A couple of my beauties got a little overexcited in the oven πŸ‘€ 🀣 but they look pretty good. It’s nice to be baking again.

17.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Turning on the oven so it has time to preheat while you do your last rise is a great idea. One of which I clearly neglected (we are going to blame being sick) 🫀. Follow me for more baking tips.

17.02.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t wait. Probably going to make some kind of sticky pecan topping and some cream cheese.

16.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pan of a dozen uncooked cinnamon buns sitting too far apart so they are not yet touching. The buns are starting their final rise. The pan choice is poor as they should be closer together but it’s all I had.

A pan of a dozen uncooked cinnamon buns sitting too far apart so they are not yet touching. The buns are starting their final rise. The pan choice is poor as they should be closer together but it’s all I had.

In keeping with my New Years Resolution (plus help from my pos phone) a bad food photo of the cinnamon buns getting ready to rise one last time:

16.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that since the latest Apple update my phone is essentially a giant brick. I should go throw it through their window.

16.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’d love to see games just called correctly. That’s honestly all I want for the sport in general. Players should not feel like they have to police a game because that’s when things get dangerous. Plus if too many are getting injured they’re not gonna let them go.

16.02.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loathe how dirty the Tkachuks are and it’s sad since they have talent they could use instead.

16.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And it was the fact he taunted Wilson and the bench that got him booted. I dunno, it’s hockey, players do this stuff. But agreed if anything was gonna get him kicked it should have been the hit not whatever that was after.

16.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish these guys would just say they’re into some kink shit and just get on with it instead of whatever this is…

16.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How old was she when they were dating if that’s already his ex-wife…

16.02.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too!

16.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀀

16.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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France suspends Crinon for remainder of Olympic tournament after fight, taunts vs. Canada France has suspended defenceman Pierre Crinon for the remainder of the Olympic men’s hockey tournament following his fight with Canada’s Tom Wilson.

This seems a bit much tbh but I appreciate the French valuing good sportsmanship and adhering to high standards for their athletes. www.tsn.ca/olympics/art...

16.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Canadian bobsledders give hilarious interview using only hockey cliches πŸ˜‚πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
YouTube video by CBC Sports Canadian bobsledders give hilarious interview using only hockey cliches πŸ˜‚πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

This interview is great
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#Olympics

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16.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still sick but can’t sit still so making cinnamon buns. Nothing helps a cold like carbs or something.

16.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As the person who made the post, Senator Paula is correct in her assumptions about what I meant.

16.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was really interesting.

16.02.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone in Alberta knows, whether they will admit it or not, that if you are seriously ill, you are just as likely to die waiting to see a doctor as you are to be treated by one. It is absolutely that bad. The pandemic wasn't as bad as now. #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli

16.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

First they’d have to pay their workers a living wage so half of them didn’t require social services to feed themselves when they work there.

16.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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