Salty MacTavish

But you have to pick your perfect pose right before the final hardening occurs

Yet how else would Tennessee Ernie Ford come up with a name for his seminal film "Cat On A Wet Tile Roof"?

That cat was gainfully employed!

You have to have a certain percentage of cat prints on the tiles, or the kiln god gets cranky.

Maybe hanging with the gargoyles ain’t so bad

Cat Driving GIF ALT: Cat Driving GIF

Back in the 90's I got sideswiped by this guy

You ALWAYS have a few empty Old Milwaukee bottles in the back for Sundays and holidays.

can be used for the emergency upchuck as well! Versatility in all things.

“Bout to get crunk in this house”..as I tap the 30ml shot on the table and toss back this cherry flavored nyquill knockoff. *Ric Flair Wooh*

*goes out to eat alone*
I’m being brave rn. Like the toaster

The fact there is singing and poop games with the same name will always be confusing

Just call it mood music...

We’ll be excellent supports for railings though

No wonder I'm so stiff when I get up in the morning

Always gets away with it, Jimmy does!

It’s time Portland!

Portland could make the inner core car-free, the area inside the old Medieval wall, with good transit in & out of that ancient-city core, with its cute narrow roads originally designed for horses & carriages, & shop owners selling their wares & flowers hanging from balconies...

Nah. That won't work

But... toe bean prints.

🐈 Sorry. Not sorry. 🐾

😂

I don’t usually hold grudges but I’m still pissed off at that cat who walked on one of my roof tiles while it was drying in the Roman sun 2000 years ago

The surface of taco meat just beginning to simmer. It is mostly a dark red liquid with little bits of meat barely visible. We’ll be back to check on it after this bong hit

Simmer down!

In other words. <insert profanities>

accidentally bought “crunchy” peanut butter and now i live in fear ✨

They never really solve the mystery of the Copa Cabana. Who shot who? But Lola developed a drinking problem, so that was sad.

gotta get him down with a big old broom and a gunny sack before he starts laying eggs

“I said ‘good day to you, sir!’”

-what I say to my unit every time I put it back in my pants after peeing.

resting bitch face on the outside, cackling maniacally on the inside

Mad respect for Jimmy H who used the open vehicle door technique to have a piss in a parking lot across the road from the Chiltonville Congregational Church last Sunday

One good thing about getting older is how you gradually turn into a limestone balustrade on the Ponte di Rialto

I never knew there was so much stuff on my floor to eat