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Just ask his wife

YouTube video by DalekQueen Doctor Who - Entire Cast & Crew 500 Miles Special

Can’t let this pass without a doctor who reference:

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Our 5 year old ‘nephew’ has told my wife several times that he wants to be rid of me so he can take my place

(What worries me is when she responds ‘hmmmm’)

If jimmy Kimmel gave us the bro redemption arc, Mr. Carolla. . . didn’t

"Objection! Pun, your honor"
"I'll allow it, this time but watch yourself Mr. Novack"

I was the oral argument person for moot court rather than a brief guy (or a journal guy) because I haaaaated blue booking.

There were many, many reasons why I quit litigation for transactional work after 2 years but I'm not going to say that blue booking wasn't one of them.

And yet the desert is on the list. . . .

I am so sorry.

Every night, I put my head to the head of my 17 YO puppy (because she’s always a puppy to me) and tell her how much I love her. I know it’s only a matter of time and it breaks my heart daily

My heart goes out to you & yours

Mage was my entry point to understanding comics could be more than POW! BAM!

I reread the Hero Discovered annually, and need to order another damn t-shirt

Magic will always be green

#lawsky I'm wondering if this thing I heard today is only new for me

A client asked "Can you make this thread ACP?"

I has to ask -- it apparently means 'Attorney / Client Privilege' in that context.

Leaving aside the rules for something actually to be 'ACP', has anyone heard this usage before?

Me “maybe a record retention policy deleting email after x months”
Client: “Keep everything. It’ll protect us”
Me: “you had me deal w payoff from old CEO to customer employee in 5 yr old emails & harassment thread from mgr you fired 2 years ago. Don’t make it so easy to show this co. used to suck?”

I wish I felt like the delay was based on a legitimate effort to make it, you know, good.

The Honda Book Club Edition, where the owner’s manual has suggested questions to ask your service advisor

They have. It’s called ‘the kindle you read when you’re in your 20’s, not the kindle you read when you’re a full-fledged adult with a busy life & shit’.

I had the predecessor in book form.

It’s literally the inverse of @theonion.com’s ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

It was a great article -- highly recommended.

Having said that, as a formerly precocious 55 YO, the second graf hit a little close to home.

@blankcheck.bsky.social

Can you imagine any of the historical leaders of either chamber allowing this?

There is no way O'Neil or Johnson or Rayburn would allow a president of even their own party to usurp their authority.

I know it's not the point, but the word 'toots' is fun to say.

It needs a non-gendered context. Maybe it can be the new 'fetch'.

Is it too Jewish of me to try to make light of the situation by making a joke about Jewish cooking?

Something about dry brisket comes to mind

(Yes, I know not every Jew cooks as badly as my mother and there are, in fact, wonderful Jewish meals, with my wife as exhibit a)

In fairness, once they kill you, it is hard to appeal.

(I know, I know.)

Gentleman in line behind me this morning: ‘I’m only here to vote for the guy who’s running against Krasner’.

Guess his day isn’t ending well.

It’s waaaaaaaaay down on the list, but I hate the way the current idiots make me think fondly of the W era

Is this one of those skeets where I do some research and discover Mr. Evanier is a bad person?

Because I don’t want that for him.

Trying to think of a good Chuck.

Mangione?
Taylor?
Entertainment Cheese?

As I’ve said before “because that worked out so well for Jews in the third reich. .

@kairyssdal.bsky.social thoughts?

(My apologies if this feels like a snitch skeet, but I feel like this is innocuous enough to not be seen as malicious)

But _not_ Daniel Radcliffe, to be clear. He’s cool.

Does it get less boring?

As a huge fan of the first one (going back to when it first dropped) and a ‘meh’ fan of the second one, I found Mafia 3 slooooow going at the start.

I am sorry, but an Ed Bradley earring joke may be my favorite deep cut of the day.