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WaywardPython

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Ancient Twitch streamer (he/him). Welsh. Doesn’t sound Welsh. Ally (I hope). Streaming four afternoons a week - survival, souls, roguelike. It’s not “wanks”. https://twitch.tv/waywardpython

167 Followers  |  185 Following  |  711 Posts  |  Joined: 29.08.2023  |  1.6506

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WaywardPython - Twitch Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called

Time for some fun and games! Or possibly just games. Or just fun. I don’t know, *you* come up with something interesting. #Twitch

twitch.tv/waywardpython

13.02.2026 14:03 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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DATHLU GAMING CYMRU - The Biggest Welsh Streamers Event ever!

Saturday 28th February and Sunday 1st March!

In aid of Ty Gobaith and Hope House - supporting Welsh children with life threatening illnesses.

Here's a list of streamers confirmed so far (updated daily!):

01.02.2026 08:26 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you so much! I’m always happy and proud to be part of this wonderful annual event.

13.02.2026 10:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WaywardPython - Twitch [UK] [18+] Rediscovering Lemmings

I’m live on #Twitch right now, rediscovering Lemmings. If you’re old enough to remember it, come and join me!

twitch.tv/waywardpython

11.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WaywardPython - Twitch Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called

Live on #Twitch again! Come and get involved in… whatever. Oh dear, that’s not a very exciting way to attract viewers. twitch.tv/waywardpython

07.02.2026 13:56 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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WaywardPython - Twitch [UK] [18+] Coming back to Lemmings after 35 years

Back to rediscovering Lemmings after thirty years! #Twitch

twitch.tv/waywardpython

04.02.2026 14:30 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m moving onto making characters for jolly co-op multiplay. I figure after 1,300 hours in the game I know enough to help other people now.

31.01.2026 14:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A young woman of East Asian appearance sits on a wooden throne. She is wearing a metal breastplate with thin rags draped over her shoulders, waist and legs. Behind her are large decorated stone pillars, and the ground beneath her bare feet is strewn with golden leaves

A young woman of East Asian appearance sits on a wooden throne. She is wearing a metal breastplate with thin rags draped over her shoulders, waist and legs. Behind her are large decorated stone pillars, and the ground beneath her bare feet is strewn with golden leaves

Another #EldenRing run complete. Yumiko becomes Elden Lord, dressed in the Zamor set which I haven’t worn before.

I’ve now beaten the game with every starting class (although experienced players know that starting class isn’t very relevant).

31.01.2026 14:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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WaywardPython - Twitch [UK] [18+] Lemmings!

Live on #Twitch! Playing Lemmings again, after all these years.

twitch.tv/waywardpython

21.01.2026 14:09 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The sad truth is I’m a cautious and not-very-good player, so I rely heavily on shields, armour, summons and rune/item farming. Nothing invalid about that, so long as you’re having fun. But I found Dark Souls was even more fun when I pushed my comfort zones a little.

17.01.2026 12:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So that’s another personal challenge ticked off. The next tasks are: (1) win a game starting as the samurai class - the only class I haven’t started with; (2) complete my no-summons run, which I suspect is likely to break me.

17.01.2026 12:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A naked man (apart from a small loincloth) sits on a wooden throne. He has green skin, very, very short hair and bulging muscles. Like a bald Incredible Hulk.

A naked man (apart from a small loincloth) sits on a wooden throne. He has green skin, very, very short hair and bulging muscles. Like a bald Incredible Hulk.

Naked Norman becomes Elden Lord. #EldenRing

This was a more difficult run than usual as my lower defence meant a lot of the hair’s-breadth survival tended to go against me, and it was harder to avoid status effects. But the win is what matters.

17.01.2026 12:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For clarity, I’m still Alive, just not live in the Twitch sense.

16.01.2026 17:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No longer live.

16.01.2026 17:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Some doubt in chat as to whether this is working or not.

16.01.2026 14:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WaywardPython - Twitch Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called

Live on Twitch now! Let’s see if the ‘live on Twitch now’ setting works. twitch.tv/waywardpython

16.01.2026 14:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OK, so do we have to enable ‘live’ status every time we go live on #Twitch, or is it automated?

16.01.2026 09:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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WaywardPython - Twitch Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called

Please join me as I rediscover Lemmings after thirty years! Yes, thirty!

twitch.tv/waywardpython

14.01.2026 14:03 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I’m now wondering what the Leyndell HR department must be like. Are all the knights and soldiers recruited from a central department, or is it delegated to each area (Caria Manor, Leyndell, Redmane, etc)?

28.12.2025 17:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A sour-faced young blonde woman sits on a wooden throne. She wears a grey-black outfit of breastplate and greaves. The entire image is shrouded in grey fog, and there is an air of desolation

A sour-faced young blonde woman sits on a wooden throne. She wears a grey-black outfit of breastplate and greaves. The entire image is shrouded in grey fog, and there is an air of desolation

Finished Elden Ring again. Tracey from HR puts a curse upon the entire land.

28.12.2025 17:59 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

No snow map in #Fortnite can get in the bin. As can the fucking Harry Potter winter lodge. They’re determined to ruin everything.

27.12.2025 11:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Glimmer skin from Fortnite. A blonde woman wearing an ice-blue crown on her head and blue lipstick stands in three-quarter profile. Her off-the-shoulder dress is a beautiful pale blue. She vaguely resembles Elsa from the film Frozen.

The Glimmer skin from Fortnite. A blonde woman wearing an ice-blue crown on her head and blue lipstick stands in three-quarter profile. Her off-the-shoulder dress is a beautiful pale blue. She vaguely resembles Elsa from the film Frozen.

Currently downloading the #Fortnite Winter Wonderland update. I can’t play a match because of my bad arm. I just want to sit in the lobby and watch my preferred skin doing the Mariah Carey emote. I can’t describe how well they go together.

13.12.2025 13:24 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Launched Fortnite for the first time in 100 years, just so I could update my emotes to Xmas ones. (My arm/neck are too bad to actually play.)

OG has vanished and the lobby audio is almost inaudible. What’s going on?

03.12.2025 12:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WaywardPython - Twitch Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called

Surprise! I’m going a stream again! Can’t do anything very active so I’m trying out the brand new game Organized Inside! #Twitch

twitch.tv/waywardpython

28.11.2025 15:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WaywardPython - Twitch Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called

I’m back! The arm is just about well enough for me to stream without crying in pain. Probably. Anyway, here’s some #Balatro live on #Twitch

twitch.tv/waywardpython

19.11.2025 14:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sadly this also means an enforced break from Elden Ring, even offstream. 😭

31.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There won’t be any streams for a little while as I’ve sustained a shoulder injury. I’ll let you know when I’m good to go again.

31.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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WaywardPython - Twitch [UK] [18+] Need an E. And possibly a joker

Time for some #Balatro. I’m still trying to get the last joker and my second E-score. Come and see if I manage either. Live on #Twitch now.

twitch.tv/waywardpython

29.10.2025 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry, had a bad night.

27.10.2025 08:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sorry, just remembered who you are. Of course it is.

27.10.2025 08:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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