Apache

God I could really go for some fucking uber-woke net-zero rejoinerism. Fuck me running. Imagine. Imagine the sigh of relief. It would be like carrying an entire castle in your backpack and finally being able to put it down

Dickhead one and dickhead two. Or Lola and Chairman

You are the real hero. The independent site is just horrifying with no clear link to the actual article. Thank you 💜

A dominatrix. They're really just into propain and propain accessories.

What are you?

KEEP CLEAR OF ME. Honourable mention for: I REQUIRE A TUG.

I said to my partner that I felt better than I have in a long time on Saturday after a decent competition performance and a lovely evening. It took precisely 1 day of work to destroy that mood. That doesnt seem right?

There are so many things to overthink to even think about relaxing

quote skeet with a gif with a clue of where you're from...

Did he lose teeth? Or become an amateur dentist? Who was that against?

Such a shame after the highs of the November basho. Hope he comes back stronger.

I don't like talking politics. It does nobody any good, especially me, but indulge me.

There's been all sorts of Greenland nonsense, but the media seems to have definitely forgotten that the leader of Venezuela was abducted a week or so ago. We cool with that now? I really have no idea.

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How do you feel about a little metal in your reggae? I humbly suggest: Skindred - Stand for something www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nUh...

Finally got a NAS built using @hexos-official.bsky.social, running @jellyfin.org. Perfection. Now the long process of ripping my DVD collection and working out how Handbrake sees folders. That is future Apache's problem

£518 of my £200 goal for @samaritans.bsky.social! I have shaved off half my beard! And the opposite half of my moustache! My coin toss "remove or replace a t-shirt" option has FUCKED ME OVER!

Only two clues solved!

A group of people with traditional instruments, dressed in predominantly green strips of fabric. They are standing infront of a 16th century house.

Wassail! Mrs A, @littlemissskittles.bsky.social, their partner and I went wassailing. To make an offering to the apple tree man to hope for bountiful harvests this year.

This just in: maybe it's the smell of the baking bread from the kitchen?

I am struggling to focus today. Is it the quite boring task? Or maybe my daily hit of caffeine? Let's over-analyse this, which is a task that I probably CAN focus on.

Don't jinx it! I was worried yesterday after the mono ii, but he looked strong today.

Long bout, but in control.

Today was the day from hell at work. It should get better. However, I have my suspicions it will be a long and drawn out process.

Had a particularly good day on the archery range today. Season best score and maybe even a personal best. First competition is in 3 weeks time!

Decided to finally pull the trigger on building a NAS with HexOS. Managed to get a few deals with second hand hardware, but hot damn large capacity HDDs are still pricey second hand

My favourite phrase in my whole thesis is "genotoxic insult". I probably could have written it in a less "look how smart I am" way, but genotoxic insult just feels good to say.

Sat in a coffee shop reading Monty Python's Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme to prep for a game with @littlemissskittles.bsky.social and co. Then found I have a free coffee from the loyalty card.

I've had enough. There's only so many ways you can distract yourself with shiny things or keeping busy before you have to admit that you're just not happy.

Yep, about £600 per year saving. It's absolutely mad that this is sustainable, but I am very thankful for it.

Getting FOMO about the new Commodore 64. I have an original one that I dont use often. I doubt I'd really use the new one. However it's just so pretty I feel I need it.

Ive made it to base camp by the dried herbs. Too tired to continue. Will bunk down here and climb to the summit of the bread aisle tomorrow

Cant put it off any longer. Im going to the supermarket. If I dont return, tell my wife she was alright 🫡

I only have 1 and that was a conference talk.

Then again, I was not looking for a role in academia. If I was applying for post docs, I suspect it would have been a bigger issue.

Practice and move on. It just shows your progression over time

Listen. Even if you disagree with their politics, it's NOT okay to celebrate a racist falling to his death while putting up a 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 in an attempt to make people who aren't white feel intimidated

We should show compassion, and encourage more racists to climb ladders leant precariously against lampposts