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Hello! Chef. Leftie. Hammer. Skater. Sussex by the sea. No Terfs/Transphobes please. She/her. It's not my birthday today ๐Ÿ˜• Also not so recently single. Form a queue, lads.

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A woman holding up a sign which says "L with the T. Trans and Cis Lesbian solidarity" there is a picture of two women holding arms,  one trans coloured and one pink with the slogan "Sisters in arms".

A woman holding up a sign which says "L with the T. Trans and Cis Lesbian solidarity" there is a picture of two women holding arms, one trans coloured and one pink with the slogan "Sisters in arms".

Everyone belongs in my family. This is my sister, supporting the rights of my daughter. #SundayPixBelonging

12.10.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go on, dm me.

11.10.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmmmmm. This is going to bother me now.

11.10.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well that doesn't narrow it down.

11.10.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoisitwhoisitwhoisitwhoisit????

11.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And then you realised you were standing next to a mirror...

11.10.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
H from Steps whose real name is unfortunately Ian Watkins. Now it's only his name. The other one is gone, permanently.

H from Steps whose real name is unfortunately Ian Watkins. Now it's only his name. The other one is gone, permanently.

On this day today let us have a quick timeline cleanse with the lovely H from Steps.

11.10.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shut up it's perfect

10.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It definitely feels that long.

10.10.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nooooo! But you are doing the Lord's work.

10.10.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quite weirdly excited about using the A21 out of Hastings today, now it's been reopened after so long no one can remember when it began.

10.10.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weird take. There was no way in hell he was ever going to win it anyway.

10.10.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well yes I agree but it's still an annoying one to get stuck in your head. I played the Taylor Swift one to try and replace it.

10.10.2025 08:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soz babes. ๐Ÿ˜„

10.10.2025 06:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You too! It's Fridayyyyyy!

Also I countered it by playing Ooh look what you made me do by Taylor. Universe rebalanced.

10.10.2025 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woke up with Right Said Fred in my head. The fuckers.

Morning.

10.10.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rest that knee up lovey.

09.10.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sign at the Westfield shopping centre. Reading โ€œPlease use the escalator by Pradaโ€.

A sign at the Westfield shopping centre. Reading โ€œPlease use the escalator by Pradaโ€.

Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like?

09.10.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 336    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Sadly I have no lime cordial cos I really fancy one now.

09.10.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well it is gimlet Thursday! Remember that?

09.10.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good on you son.

09.10.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Work was exhausting today. Not difficult or anything but just relentless. I need an office job.

09.10.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember on a baby name board one someone was considering calling her son Beau and then it turned out she was pronouncing it "Bew" like Beaulieu. Not sure about that one as a name.

09.10.2025 10:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is clapping her hands in a room while wearing a black dress and hoop earrings . ALT: a woman is clapping her hands in a room while wearing a black dress and hoop earrings .

None taken! I constantly surprise myself. I also routinely delete my history.

08.10.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You ok, Kyrgyzstan?

08.10.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'll be wild when Charlotte Church reveals she's been pretending to be Welsh this entire time #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

08.10.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 438    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

These traitors talking like they're doing a 30 mile race but it's been literally 12 minutes. #thetraitors

08.10.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me. I'm insanely tidy online (unlike irl).

08.10.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donated now. What a guy ๐Ÿ™‚

08.10.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This programme is rather dull.

08.10.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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