Cranky Old Nerd

History: The Watergate break-in was planned and implemented by the most incompetent political operatives in US history.

Trump Administration: Hold my beer.

Question. Did any of your victims object to what you were doing?

You really don't know darkness until you're covered in felt.

@agraybee Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."

(I never tire of hauling this one out.)

Now that Speaker Johnson has sent the House back to their districts until September, that gives a bunch of people time to figure out how to spin it when Donald Trump's name figures prominently in the Epstein report.

At this point, your decision is simple.

If it is about protecting children, then demand the release of the Epstein files.

Now.

If you don't demand the release, it is about protecting pedophiles.

Which is it?

Dean who?

Hey, they're MAGA. Their up for the challenge.

So, if I'm understanding things correctly, there was no Epstein client list. The same non-existent client list that the Republicans claimed Bill Clinton was on.

Am I reading this right?

Sorry you feel so helpless. If only there were a branch of the government who could have blocked the nominations of so many incompetent cronies of Trump. We might have a functional response force.

Kimble claims he is the rep for the 54th Congressional district. California only has 52.

Satire is a beautiful thing.

Fishing for social media engagement again?

Oh, I could've told you the number is zero.

Just like the number of balls they have.

TRUMP: "...they don't know what the f*** they're doing!"

NATO LEADERS: "Welcome to the club. We've been saying that about you for years."

Dr. Strangelove. Slim Pickens. Kermit as General Buck Turgidson. Miss Piggy as the Russian Ambassador. Keep the pie fight in.

Vice President JD Vance has said we are not at war with Iran. Just with Iran's nuclear weapons program.

This is Trumpian level cognitive dissonance.

Now I know why he got picked.

Trump in addressing the Nation. "It was a good attack. A great attack. Many Generals told me "Sir, we never saw such a perfect attack before!"

At least Trump attacked a regime and a culture not known for harboring grudges.

But why is it glowing in the dark?

CNN is reporting that the US has bombers three nuclear sites in Iran.

ICE raided the local Home Depot today. People we can't identify, detain/arrest others seemingly on a whim. No name badges and face covers. They are afraid of being 'doxed'. It's really about fear of accountability. They are afraid that the day may come when they will be in court. As defendants.

Iran has nothing to worry about. How many years ago did Trump promise his health care program would be ready in two weeks?

Kristi Noem visited biohazard lab day before allergic reaction The Homeland security secretary was at the Maryland facility with Senator Rand Paul and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Usually the villian isn't patient zero in modern zombie films. But I'm okay with this plot development.

www.newsweek.com/kristi-noem-...

Kristi Noem was rushed to an emergency room today for an allergic reaction. Despite heroic efforts, she survived.

In a just world, Kristi Noem would have been rushed to an emergency animal hospital.

She was rushed to an emergency room, and despite heroic efforts, survived.

Hill Street Blue Balls

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YouTube video by Movieclips Duck Soup (10/10) Movie CLIP - To War (1933) HD

At the beginning of the current Administration, I said I was not looking forward to this darker reboot of "Duck Soup".

Here's why:

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