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27.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf filled with crowns and tiaras . ALT: a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf filled with crowns and tiaras .

The tories; from the opposition to 5th place.

27.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How many times can you hit the nail on the head in a single interview?

27.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Private Eye very good this week on Fleet St hindsight

27.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 134 🔁 52 💬 3 📌 2

Don't worry my boy, if you should falter, remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.

About 35 miles behind you.

27.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

27.02.2026 15:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Christ, now it's rentagobshite Tim Montgomery. 🤦

#wato

27.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What the fuck is this "family voting" shit?

I'm an old fart and I've never heard this stuff before.

#wato

27.02.2026 13:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sadness in their eyes

27.02.2026 10:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, well said @zackpolanski.bsky.social who the fuck are Democracy Volunteers and why is a national broadcaster suddenly spouting their words?

27.02.2026 08:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You got to feel for Matt Goodwin.

Sorry missed a word. You got to feel contempt for Matt Goodwin.

27.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 1715 🔁 214 💬 35 📌 11

Thanks for the reminder of this magnificence.

26.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Post those um, "puppy shots" and we'll manage.

26.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes we can because:

"you can't polish a turd"

26.02.2026 12:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's the Bay of Pigs only even more back of fag packet style.

Plus ca change etc

26.02.2026 08:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He reminds me of this charmer and his stupid grin.

25.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Meanwhile the Labour Party's X account:

bsky.app/profile/jose...

25.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha, and there was me thinking what a lovely wee german pointer. (I have a shorthair)

He looks a smasher and er, best of luck.

25.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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25.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fascinating chat on oil and gas in the commons.

I'm old enough to remember (2014) when there was no oil and gas left.

#scottishquestions

25.02.2026 11:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What's with the "now"?

25.02.2026 11:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"The model, which tweaks results for each seat based on tactical voting"

🤔

25.02.2026 09:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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24.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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24.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hurty words

24.02.2026 13:23 — 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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23.02.2026 13:08 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Water also found to be wet.

23.02.2026 11:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

England might be a bit shit.

#ENGvIRE

21.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf filled with crowns and tiaras . ALT: a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf filled with crowns and tiaras .

#ENGvIRE

21.02.2026 14:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because nobody keeps records in the business world. 🤷

20.02.2026 16:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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