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๐ŸŒ€ Dreamcast enjoyer / Luton Town fan / veteran / formerly: journo, newspaper editor, PR / languages: English, tiแบฟng viแป‡t, ืขื‘ืจื™ืช, franรงais, ๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชž / ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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Not onions and mustard

04.11.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

28g (1oz) uranium contains ~20,000,000,000 kcal, making it an incredibly cost effective source of calories

04.11.2025 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 808    ๐Ÿ” 139    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Came to mind

bsky.app/profile/jpas...

04.11.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my experience, very much so.

04.11.2025 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very few ex-military are of the coup-starting variety, and those who areโ€ฆ well, letโ€™s just say they tend to be *ex*-military for a reason.

04.11.2025 09:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a pretty reliable rule of the thumb, the more jingoistic, flagbashy and generally belligerent a veteran is, the less they actually did or saw in military service. Thatโ€™s presuming theyโ€™re even actually a veteran.

04.11.2025 09:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

03.11.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11172    ๐Ÿ” 3056    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 321    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1824

I struggle to express just how contemptible this pathetic, hate-filled man is, and just how much damage he and his ridiculous falsehoods have done and continue to do.

Either he truly believes this bigoted nonsense, in which case heโ€™s a fool, or he knows itโ€™s false but spouts it anyway. But why?

03.11.2025 09:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredibly, people still take this bloke seriously when he tells them he'll be terraforming Mars by easter. He's an inveterate liar, a child.

03.11.2025 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 916    ๐Ÿ” 185    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

I admire your bravery very much. Thank you.

03.11.2025 09:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d never seen this before. Youโ€™re not wrong, itโ€™s hilarious on several levels.

03.11.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my army training, firearm safety was drilled into us for months, I think in part to stop us from seeing the weapons as cool or desirable. A rifle was a tool to do a job, an assembly of parts we had to meticulously take apart and clean incessantly. And we did. I canโ€™t stand the sight of them now.

02.11.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Teden Mengi in the Luton Town home shirt.

Teden Mengi in the Luton Town home shirt.

Once again, one of our players has received vile racist abuse online.

This is a game that racists simply arenโ€™t going to win.

Please join us in sending Teden our support, love and strength ๐Ÿงก

01.11.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I was there. Donโ€™t remind me.

01.11.2025 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heaven forbid thereโ€™s any kind of joy in life, so far as these repressed saddos are concerned. They are miserable, therefore everyone must be miserable. Well, bollocks to that.

31.10.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
"Il est coriace !" : cet homme de 77 ans a survรฉcu trois jours au fond dโ€™un ravin aprรจs une chute de 40 mรจtres ร  vรฉlo Un homme de 77 ans a รฉtรฉ retrouvรฉ sain et sauf mardi aprรจs avoir passรฉ trois jours dans un profond ravin dans les Cรฉvennes dans le dรฉpartement de la Lozรจre. Il avait chutรฉ de 40 mรจtres en rentrant ร  v...

"...and in the "French story of the year" category..."

77 year-old cyclist who fell 40m into a ravine survived in the cold and the rain for three days by drinking "several bottles" of the wine he was bringing home from the market.

france3-regions.franceinfo.fr/occitanie/ga...

31.10.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 239    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Lib Dem Internal Elections 2025 โ€“ LGBT+ Liberal Democrats

Our party claims to value equality, consent, and self-determination. If this is still true, it must reverse this decision immediately.

Open letter: lgbtlibdems.org.uk/civicrm/peti...

Revocation form: lgbtlibdems.org.uk/civicrm/peti...

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28.10.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
The text of our thread on an image of Big Ben with a rainbow and a trans flag.

The text of our thread on an image of Big Ben with a rainbow and a trans flag.

The text of our thread on an image of Big Ben with a rainbow and a trans flag.

The text of our thread on an image of Big Ben with a rainbow and a trans flag.

LGBT+ Liberal Democrats condemn our party's decision to base internal gender quotas on sex assigmed at birth.

This trans-exclusionary decision is an attack on one of the most vulnerable groups in our society.
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28.10.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 191    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Prue Bray: I am so angry I almost canโ€™t type We are in the middle of elections for internal roles in the Federal party, and I am one of the candidates for President. Voting opens tomorrow. So, this morning, I sat down to write a piece about why ...

I am so angry, I almost canโ€™t type. By @pruebray.bsky.social www.libdemvoice.org/prue-bray-i-...

27.10.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Quand les enfants apprennent l'existence des gauchers, ils ne deviennent pas tous gauchers.
Apprendre, ce n'est pas devenir.

Quand les enfants apprennent l'existence des gauchers, ils ne deviennent pas tous gauchers. Apprendre, ce n'est pas devenir.

Ca correspond ร  tellement de choses.... En particulier l'รฉducation sexuelle ร  l'ecole.

29.10.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
He is, instead, a 59-year-old Long Island wine importer named Bill DeBlasio, who merely responded to an email from a journalist seeking his views on Democrat Zohran Mamdaniโ€™s policies.

โ€œIโ€™m Bill DeBlasio. Iโ€™ve always been Bill DeBlasio,โ€ DeBlasio said in an interview conducted Wednesday evening through his Ring doorbell in Huntington Station, Long Island, from his current location in Florida.

โ€œI never once said I was the mayor. He never addressed me as the mayor,โ€ DeBlasio told Semafor Wednesday evening. โ€œSo I just gave him my opinion.โ€

He is, instead, a 59-year-old Long Island wine importer named Bill DeBlasio, who merely responded to an email from a journalist seeking his views on Democrat Zohran Mamdaniโ€™s policies. โ€œIโ€™m Bill DeBlasio. Iโ€™ve always been Bill DeBlasio,โ€ DeBlasio said in an interview conducted Wednesday evening through his Ring doorbell in Huntington Station, Long Island, from his current location in Florida. โ€œI never once said I was the mayor. He never addressed me as the mayor,โ€ DeBlasio told Semafor Wednesday evening. โ€œSo I just gave him my opinion.โ€

Iโ€™m crying

www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

30.10.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7325    ๐Ÿ” 1327    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 120    ๐Ÿ“Œ 383

I think you mean โ€œshould notโ€.

29.10.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lol I just asked Grok whether Grokipedia is more neutral than Wikipedia and even it can't lie about this

29.10.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 748    ๐Ÿ” 197    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Yes. Itโ€™s also interesting just how little they understand it.

29.10.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I lack the words to express just how much this poisonous โ€œhard manโ€ bullshit can fuck off.

29.10.2025 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These sad losers are so stupid I donโ€™t even know where to begin. This is the most idiotic misunderstanding of Tolkien I have ever read.

The hobbits literally save the โ€œhard menโ€ (and the world) from themselves by destroying the ring they so crave. And itโ€™s a woman who kills the Nazgรปl king.

29.10.2025 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m really starting to suspect that most of the tech bros havenโ€™t actually read Tolkien, as they certainly donโ€™t understand it.

The gentle hobbits save the โ€œhard menโ€ of Gondor, largely through compassion and selflessness. Not the other way around. The Christian parable is barely hidden!

29.10.2025 09:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4583    ๐Ÿ” 899    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 197    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84
There are signs that Morgan is becoming a cause cรฉlรจbre for neo-Nazis in the United States. The white supremacist Paul Miller, who gained notoriety for making hate-filled videos while wearing Nazi garb, said on social media that he was working to secure Morganโ€™s release and directed followers to a crowdfunding campaign that he said was from Morgan directly.

โ€œI am in contact with @GasChambers_,โ€ Miller tweeted on Sunday, referring to an X account that says it has raised money for Morgan. โ€œWe are going to pay the bail for Kenneth in the next few days he will be free. Gaschamber was very kind and gracious. We just spoke on the phone. We are going to get kenneth out very soon.โ€

There are signs that Morgan is becoming a cause cรฉlรจbre for neo-Nazis in the United States. The white supremacist Paul Miller, who gained notoriety for making hate-filled videos while wearing Nazi garb, said on social media that he was working to secure Morganโ€™s release and directed followers to a crowdfunding campaign that he said was from Morgan directly. โ€œI am in contact with @GasChambers_,โ€ Miller tweeted on Sunday, referring to an X account that says it has raised money for Morgan. โ€œWe are going to pay the bail for Kenneth in the next few days he will be free. Gaschamber was very kind and gracious. We just spoke on the phone. We are going to get kenneth out very soon.โ€

From an article about the man in the SS uniform arrested for attacking the woman in Georgia. Just wild that we've accepted that there's a huge social media platform where an account called "@GasChambers" is allowed to openly do Nazi fundraising and that's fine, in fact all the reporters post there.

29.10.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1894    ๐Ÿ” 650    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54
Top half: Fin Evans in disbelief that he scored on his senior debut at Kenilworth Road.

Bottom half: Fin Evans and his friends in the crowd celebrating with him at full-time.

Top half: Fin Evans in disbelief that he scored on his senior debut at Kenilworth Road. Bottom half: Fin Evans and his friends in the crowd celebrating with him at full-time.

At 16 years and 271 days old, Fin Evans is the youngest senior goalscorer in our history ๐Ÿงก

28.10.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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