River

I don’t post here lately because I’m scared of my country and don’t want to think about it but here’s a cute picture of my cat

The good news: I found what I thought was the Prisoner the bosses were referring to. The bad news: it wasn’t. The good news: I have a chainsaw now. Those bosses will regret pointing me in that direction, intentionally or not.

Oh, I just repeated the hotel and found the tape recording. You DID, didn’t you. Hasn’t he been through enough‽

I’m struggling on the bosses now, so I’m not sure how to proceed other than to go back over previous areas and hope they’re full of echoes. I found the bonus boss next to Bert…intriguing.

The eyes in the sewer that wanted a hamburger…please tell me that’s not… @scriptwelder.com

Also, [redacted] from Don’t Escape 3 was responsible for [redacted] from Deeper Sleep??? The plot thickens…the scripts weld…

Making progress in the #deepsleep! Fought a boss!! @scriptwelder.com Someone’s probably pointed this out already, but “arachnophobia” is spelled like that, not with an F. If that was intentional, then no worries. :)

I keep missing achievements. Guess I’ll have to play more than once!

I had to look up this puzzle, but I eventually got through the attic with the skin of my teeth. Problem is, there was still an enemy left when I woke up, so I didn’t completely clear the level. I’m guessing I have to do the whole thing again…I also know I missed something in the hotel…

Awesome, thanks. I got killed by baby spiders, but I’ve doubled my inventory size and I’m ready to tackle the attic anew. I’ll keep you posted :)

What are you implying here??? @scriptwelder.com

Current status: I’m stuck on a lock…can’t tell what comes between the sun and the moon, or something like that. Maybe playing before guides exist was a bad idea. Can’t give up though. Gotta save the dreamers and hook up with my sphinx girlfriend.

But do all the areas have maps? I’m so lost haha

Just stayed up way too long playing #deepsleep, had to force myself to put it down. @scriptwelder.com please tell me there are maps in the other areas and not just the hotel, I’m running in circles in the attic…also I found a minor thing you might want to fix :) Really enjoying this so far!

Hey @scriptwelder.com, did you do something? There’s been a sudden surge of new Deep Sleep and Don’t Escape playthroughs on YouTube. I’m not complaining, just wondering what caused it.

Can’t believe Franklin Roosevelt came back from the dead to tell people where to cross the street.

The only acceptable reason to utter the words “I’m proud to be an American” is if you’re going to follow up with “…who gets just 5 MPG”.

Birthday boy!!!

Longest time I’ve spent awake, especially on purpose, in a long time. There’s more livestream to go, but I just can’t make it any longer. Also, watching season 3 is making me sad for meta reasons. Happy #hornetversary all!

Flyer for a "No Tyrants" protest in London, UK

when you want to join the fun but can't quite get down with the nomenclature (ht @davelevitan.bsky.social)

RIP John Tyler’s last grandchild and coolest fun fact.

I want fast food but I really don’t want to leave my bed. Delivery to my building isn’t enough today, I want delivery to my person.

My cat is so smart…I guess we know how he gets that way #Jeopardy

“The Pope’s brother having to clarify his baseball allegiance” was not on my bingo card.

To be fair, “disagrees with Trump” is a really low bar for a Pope. Or anyone else.

I still want a croissant…

I knew I didn’t have the world’s longest #Sporcle streak, but I’d never personally heard of someone with a longer one. Rhyne on #Jeopardy on Monday outdoes me by about 250 days. Fun stuff!

I would guess the former. It happens to me all the time.

[P] Unfortunately, the executive producer of the Vatican just appointed himself the new pope.

…I don’t think “pediatric” is the word they were looking for.