Pendell 🔜 TFF

ever notice how every giant fandom becomes a toxic cesspool full of drama and resentment towards the creator of the work they're all obsessing over, hmm almost like centering your life around a piece of media is not healthy

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

Oh there’s also this fun 5.25” floppy organizer

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

I am kind of scared about how fast all of these sites are kind of just pointing the gun at you to hand over your personal information. Feels like the opposite of everything i learned about internet safety when i was in elementary school

HONEY, DON’T (2025) Does no one have any taste? You people didn’t like a cartoon pulp neo-noir were everyone is queer, horny, violent, and a fast talking dame regardless of gender? Chris Evans is a corrupt preacher who is naked a lot! Do you even know what you want?!

Neon?

I'm actually pro-aliasing

i'd also like to point out this narrative started when the trans cluster took the NYT to task and pointed out that the journalists here who wrote for it were being used as Legitimacy Points by a transphobic newspaper that has done immeasurable harm to us

this hurt cis people's feelings :(

Hmmm it's almost 4PM maybe I should eat something

A store with a sign that says “ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

They had this new "Nashville Spicy" flavor on one of their Chunky chicken soups and I bought it out of morbid curiosity and it tasted like copper. Every bite I was eating pennies. I made it about 3 bites in and then went to get take out.

I think it's funny that Campbell's has the dirt cheap condensed soups that are all insanely versatile and consistent miracle food products gifted to us by the heavens and then they have much more expensive soups in larger cans that all taste like metal and sadness

We are in the rare and unique position where indie animation can be unique creative visions unfettered by corporate interference or IP shit

Why would you, as the fan, demand that the vision of the creator, who you claim to love, bend to your demands

Kill your inner exec

Child’s Play, by Sam Kriss Tech’s new generation and the end of thinking

this article by Sam Kriss for Harper's is not only delightfully written, but also manages the impossible feat of making Scott Alexander sound like the most normal of person in the whole thing harpers.org/archive/2026...

Image of yotes

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/photo_55@14-12-2021_22-54-13.jpg

A meme by @nekokinou featuring a kitten doll and the caption in pink lettering: "what a beautiful day to be strange and offputting."

doodlemancy @doodlemancy on cohost (rip): "the script at this point is just company: we're going to do something really extremely bad for our customers and possibly even people who aren't our customers. we think this is good an enormous, furious internet mob: we hate this company: we'd like to clarify our intentions. just to be clear: we're doing the same thing but we'd like you to hate it a little less now"

I don’t know how it’s possible, but I am in a state of simultaneously having too many charging cables and not enough charging cables.

stop telling me it’s the weed that’s giving me psychosis when I average 10 hours of doomscrolling per day in the hellscape that is the dying throes of the american empire

People talk about him as if he's the president or at least the governor of NY but he is literally just the mayor of one city. A very big and important city and one of the major cultural centers of America, but still just one city in one state.

it's so annoying that there are people on both sides attacking Mamdani for /not/ doing things that are literally impossible for him to do. He won't shovel the snow off my sidewalk! He won't abolish capitalism and the concept of money! Nobody is able to be normal about him.

a small composition notebook with red lines on both open blank pages, annotation in the top left corner specifies 5/8in spacing from the edge of the pages for the margins, page numbers are written in the lower corners of both pages in blue. Above the notebook is a clear plastic ruler and a red Jetstream Lite Touch 0.7m red ballpoint pen

maybe one of the most autistic things I've done in a while, I really hate that my new media log notebook doesn't have margins so I busted out a ruler and a red pen and started making my own

I think the pick up line worked🐇🐺

a group of cats thinking, "I can't wait for Discord to collapse so MY chat protocol can rise from the ashes!"

Caught myself thinking "I gotta talk to someone about this...someone cool..." and realized I invented the concept of having a friend