#BREAKING π¨ Former Queensland Senate candidate Drew Pavlou claims he has been "deported" from the US, where he travelled after saying he would move into Billie Eilish's mansion
"I spent 30 hours trying to explain my shitposts were a joke...I guess I am just a BAD GUY"
15.02.2026 06:22 β π 87 π 21 π¬ 25 π 36
Cartoon. Person says to other person βWe invented a robot that answers questions.β, adding, βwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ. The other person asks βBut it answers the questions correctly?β Person responds βOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β
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12.02.2026 13:44 β π 11985 π 3880 π¬ 3 π 57
Hate to say it but I believe most, if not all, of my followers can be replaced by AI in 12-18 months
14.02.2026 03:33 β π 1561 π 83 π¬ 83 π 11
Pretty concerning to hear from family that direct flights from King Island to mainland Aus are being stopped from mid year.
14.02.2026 04:59 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
12.02.2026 20:38 β π 12556 π 4465 π¬ 205 π 110
'Dig a nice deep hole, about two metres long, a metre wide and deep and throw a raw onion into it . . . '
13.02.2026 08:51 β π 26 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
ABC TV causing a near riot at my house, running a Tony Abbott interview instead of Gardening Australia
13.02.2026 08:46 β π 474 π 67 π¬ 66 π 10
Angus Taylor says party on track for Net Zero women by 2040
"Our focus is on reducing women in the House of Reps, but we're on track also reduce our female vote to zero too."
chaser.com.au/national/ang...
13.02.2026 02:36 β π 474 π 126 π¬ 13 π 4
The cop riot
So, first things first, a big congrats to Angus Taylor.
Because I grew up in QLD in the β80s, Iβm more often surprised when police *donβt* attack demonstrators. So Iβve had that familiar feeling this week of watching people come to a difficult truth: when you see a demo turn ugly, itβs almost always because the cops decided thatβs how it was gonna go.
13.02.2026 02:08 β π 309 π 112 π¬ 13 π 12
The Albanese Government just approved another huge coal mine- that will make Australia hotter, drier and cause more frequent and extreme disasters.
236 million tonnes of emissions over its life = double Australia's annual emissions, 1200x Vanuatu.
www.lockthegate.org.au/middlemount-...
13.02.2026 00:32 β π 113 π 69 π¬ 8 π 7
NEWS: Goldman Sachsβ top lawyer Kathryn Ruemmler has RESIGNED after newly released emails exposed a years-long personal relationship with Jeffrey Epstein β including advising him on handling sex crime accusations, media scrutiny, and accusers.
13.02.2026 02:23 β π 12523 π 4742 π¬ 1333 π 666
#BREAKING π¨ Independent candidate Michelle Milthorpe has confirmed she will recontest Farrer at the upcoming by-election, setting up a possible five-cornered contest following the resignation of Sussan Ley
Milthorpe received 43.7% of the two-candidate-preferred vote in 2025
13.02.2026 04:41 β π 228 π 57 π¬ 12 π 14
It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
13.02.2026 04:48 β π 19245 π 3688 π¬ 289 π 125
and the band played on..
12.02.2026 06:20 β π 121 π 49 π¬ 9 π 6
Melbourne protesters rally against Israeli President Isaac Herzogβs visit.
12.02.2026 06:55 β π 46 π 9 π¬ 4 π 1
Video shows protestor's violent arrest began with a hand on a shoulder
New video obtained by ABC NEWS Verify shows in vivid detail the arrest of a 76-year-old man, who was later released without charge.
It's fitting testimony to both Chris Minns' political acuity & the sheer bravery of NSW Police that it took six of his uniformed goons to tackle a septuagenarian opposed to the crime of genocide to the ground.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
12.02.2026 07:21 β π 70 π 34 π¬ 1 π 0
Futurama Slurm Factory meme:
THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader.
ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.
27.12.2025 07:12 β π 5497 π 1350 π¬ 8 π 9
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
09.02.2026 06:41 β π 6630 π 2091 π¬ 154 π 530
Wednesday's cartoon in The Mercury Newspaper: Jon Kudelka helped me get my first cartooning job at The Mercury. He also showed me how to be quick-witted and fearless. I was in a constant state of joke-envy over his cartoons. I'm gonna miss that feeling, but more than that, I'm gonna miss my friend.
10.02.2026 10:01 β π 363 π 91 π¬ 16 π 5
There are 9000 abducted children in Israeli prisons
11.02.2026 04:39 β π 71 π 50 π¬ 5 π 3
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
βFour of my children just evaporated,β Badran said, holding back tears. βI looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?β
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
10.02.2026 22:28 β π 12722 π 6958 π¬ 377 π 864
Dear God.
11.02.2026 05:02 β π 1476 π 601 π¬ 82 π 39
just heard albo say he couldnβt have asked herzog about israel murdering zomi frankcom if hertzog wasnβt in australia? how fucking stupid do these people think we are. just straight up lying to our faces. what irredeemable cowards these politicians are
11.02.2026 05:21 β π 91 π 23 π¬ 10 π 0
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