leila 🍃

That is true

However

Fuck your grow up comment, orange squash is forever

Paradise State Of Mind by Foster the People on Apple Music Song · 2024 · Duration 4:48

This is a cooler version of Taylor Swift's Me! do not ask why I think this how I reached this conclusion but trust me it just, nails that vibe better

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Slungus wouldn't you need to be a pedestrian to be in the same space to be able to push a pedestrian into oncoming traffic

"when the rate limit hits and you see your reflection" tech tips linus sees his own reflection on a pc monitor, having hit his claude token limits.

Octopath Traveler mentioned

Drew Pavlou is my new favourite lolcow like holy fuck how do you do and say all this shit and never be selfaware that you are looking like a complete idiot

"IT WAS A JOKE I SAID I WAS GONMA BREAK INTO BILLIE EILLISH'S MANSION BUT IN MINECRAFT DUDE IM JUST SHITPOSTING THE CHINESE EMBASSY MADE UP THOSE BOMB THREATS BROOO DONT DEPORT ME IF YOU DO YOURE EVIL LEFTY COMMIES NOOOOO"

denim shirt Leila: smart, attentive, cautious, planning, and objective

denim jacket Leila: "fuck it we ball", *proceeds to invoke the worst luck imaginable*

THEY SOLD IT TO A HOTEL CHAIN WHAT

just realised i can't do the BT Tower challenge damn this shit sucks

Do you know where can we go when the sun shines running low?

what the actual fuck do you mean lena raine and mark foster were born on the same year on leap day

I do sex with your mother, very nice.

WHY IS SHE MOMMY

Ultramarine's mascot Mizuki and Bazzite's mascot Ametrine stand at the altar in wedding dresses

happy valetine's day @bazzite.gg honey sweetie darling

what the fuck?

That "si AMLO hubiera sido presidente en el 2006 nada de esto hubiera pasado" thought

If everyone but Ferrari fucks up the new regs then we have the real possibility of Ollie not just getting his first podium, but his first wi- nvm we are getting another 2023 Verstappen sweep aren't we

imagine you open your tax receipts and you find one issues by PENE660620 (es Peña)

i just need to change my first name with one with E as the first letter then my second last name to an N in the first letter then have a lil fun and have like 4 middle names and also change my population id to non binary and yeah fuck it let's see how many banks i can fuck up with my presence

proudly the 1% that QA fears

Couple Going At It Like Tired, Sexually Incompetent Rabbits

Couple Going At It Like Tired, Sexually Incompetent Rabbits https://theonion.com/couple-going-at-it-like-tired-sexually-incompetent-rab-1819574480/

Happy Valentine’s Day my friends. Here’s a card.

Slungus

I dreamed I evacuated and, with all my neighbours on the street, I started doing this

I am, as the kids would say, a fucking imbecile

Do not open an account with any bank from Spain fucking piece of shit atleast BBVA is civil

i get so hard i pass out

does anyone have the email to will smith's publishing manager i need to sample a songq

A toddler could do that but thats a terrible idea

jordan peterson singing gangstas paradise be like

"as i walk through the valley of troon"

tired: "I'm afraid to publish my code because people might think it's bad"

wired: "I'm afraid to publish my code because AIs might train on it"

inspired: "I'm afraid to publish my code because AIs might train on it and get dumber"