nedjem

how does one secure the job of ‘guy singing background music disguised as karaoke in HR security training video’

i like to think I’m occasionally a rational person (besides the mental illness) but i also dubiously believe i have a cursed amulet that i will not wear anymore because it brings me bad fortune

i am the greatest enemy the ghast has ever known and now they expect me to tame a friendly one…

desperately need new monhun players to fight the likes of bazelgeuse and rajang

rocking the community sourced autism diagnosis

overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer, and baby i am speedrunning deaths right now

it’s 100% a skill issue, but no other monster gives me half as much trouble across multiple games with all of her random bullshit that can’t be blocked (even with guard up) or else flinches me so much that i get my ass beat before i can recover

i think velkhana is a demon sent from hell to kill me specifically

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - the Catholics wish they had me

i possess an infinite list of unused character concepts thanks to my dumbass tendency to make a new one every time

i miss my beautiful wife (risen chameleos, buildup boost, kaktus, and foray)

watching all the younger people i know play monhun tonight when i have to be an adult and go to work in the morning :(

oh yes this was really good! glad you also enjoyed

I really need to remove -pilled from my vocabulary, that’s too much poison

gaiwan brewing makes me feel extra as hell but by god do i love this weird bowl

i would probably realize more things about myself if i stopped assuming everything was for the bit

being able to ban junkrat and mercy in silver is going to be like 7 9/11s for some people 💔

this too shall pass but i’m gonna be real there’s a lot of things that are allegedly going to pass

oh canada, you’re so good at giving me supernatural lesbian media

why tf does it feel like I’m writing fanfiction of my own characters in the narrative i am directing

i am NOT passive aggressive, i clearly telegraph my attacks so you can i-frame through them

2 nickels on waking up to calamities on this date

sometimes i think about the fact that my way of speaking is like 80% obscure references to random bullshit i found funny at some point and i realize this would make me really effective at role playing a kenku

follow your heart, add to it if you don’t feel like making a whole new thing. conversely make a sequel and call it ‘the 2 of dying stars’ i guess

if there’s one cooking thing i can consistently do well it’s fry an egg. the secret is being incredibly averse to the texture of cooked egg yolk

resolve check!

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tmw you read scRNA-seq R package documentation and they have Seurat integration

whoever thinks I’m smart in any capacity - please note that every 2 months or so i forget to take my antidepressant for a week, become extremely depressed, then start taking it again and am consistently shocked i feel much better

sometimes it is just a case of knowing when to fold em

i am so committed to the lifestyle in every game of:
- punching people
- exploit related fuckery / doing something mechanically intensive for no reason
- investing way too much time and energy into the most mid thing/build ever
- stances??