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Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice

Why we let religious organizations run healthcare facilities which decide what healthcare to provide on the basis of ‘moral objections’ is beyond me 🤷🏻

Catholic hospitals have been doing this with abortion care for decades, which means pregnant people experiencing miscarriages will often show up and have to either wait for there to be no fetal heartbeat or be transferred to a non-Catholic hospital. Both of which are dangerous to the patient.

A bong is a saxophone that puts the jazz inside you instead of the other way around

In an email from Epstein’s brother(?) Mark, the brother says something about ‘does Putin have the pictures of Trump blowing Bubba’ which people are taking to mean these pictures actually exist, or Mark wouldn’t have said ‘*the* pictures.’

I haven’t seen anything else that backs up this claim, tho.

Hahaha I got a 12 hour suspension once for calling myself a dumb slut… on my locked alt, so it was definitely automod.

I spent the whole 12 hours laughing about it.

I was not prepared for ‘what if Heart of Darkness was a buddy comedy’ but by god Kevin James and Alan Ritchson did just that.

Also “gamergate subreddit”

That’s like claiming you weren’t hanging out at a Nazi bar, you were hanging out at the KKK bar down the street so everything is fine.

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

That man was born within 13 months of me. What the fuck.

Well about three minutes into the first episode of Reacher you were basically beating him to his lines, sooooo

Wait but did you know about the snorlax onesie or is this because Jake actually reminds you of snorlax? 😂

Michiganders are blessed in that no matter how bad the world gets, we’ll always have Ohio to make us feel superior about ourselves.

It’s working.

I have no idea and frankly I’m not sure I want to.

Normally I am a huge advocate for learning CPR and other life-saving first aid, but I really, really, really would rather die than have RFK Jr. put his mouth anywhere near mine.

I’ve actually taken WSF ferries to Orcas Island, so I’ll do it with sufficient motivation. I’ve just listened to enough WTYP episodes about RORO ferries to be extremely anxious when I’m on one 😅

I don’t like having my picture taken or going on RORO ferries, but I would do both for a book with a title like this.

It’s okay, it’s nice to have reasons to feel smug sometimes I guess.

I… also did not know this? And now I’m kinda sad I googled it.

Basically every society that has a combination of permissive policies around drug use and a functional social safety net is doing better on every drug-related metric you could possibly look at, so ya know…

Maybe the problem isn’t actually the drugs 🤷🏻

(It’s Idaho. The problem is Idaho)

I frequently say the glacier that created the Great Lakes should have gone further and created Lake Ohio, but I think we should include Idaho in that. Nothing good happens in Idaho and we’d be better off if several million tons of ice had turned it into a lake millennia ago.

I know this will surprise precisely no one but @jake.sooscreek.productions makes the best breakfast sandwich the world has ever experienced by a long shot.

I can’t explain why but this picture is non-binary representation.

We are living in a world where it is very possible that ICE ends up tear gassing the pope.

WATCH LIVE: Zohran Mamdani addresses supporters after winning 2025 NYC mayoral race YouTube video by PBS NewsHour

“We have held our breath for longer than we know. We have held it in anticipation of defeat. Held it because the air has been knocked out of our lungs too many times to count. Held it because we cannot afford to exhale.”

Jesus Christ this man is good at this.

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Jake out here being everyone’s social media grandpa, making sure you know there’s a storm coming in and it could be a bad one.

PNW folks: how are you situated for a power outage right now? High speed east to west gap winds coming tonight, and that always means trees coming down

Washington just mails every registered voter a ballot, so I’m about to fill it out and drop it off at the drop box that’s on my way to the office.