Tara

Every day
In every way
I have to say

To myself:
"Self, don't get in pointless fights on the Interbutt."

YouTube video by Renus Delph Do cats even have breeds idk

youtube.com/shorts/4vB38GEcJD4

A tortoise shell cat in profile

A rare moment between meows

Me: *trying to fall asleep*

Brain: "I wonder which Bolshevik leaders correspond to which chess pieces?"

Me: "Brain, I really need sleep . . ."

Brain: "I think Trotsky's a knight!"

Me: "Dammit!"

I had both alcohol and ice cream for dinner tonight. My bowels have been absolutely volcanic.

You're welcome.

I don't know how to feel about targeted advertising. On the one hand, get out of my head! On the other, I've gotten so many free Kindle books . . .

A cat curled up between 2 legs

Nitrine, being cute.

A cat with a lot of attitude

Nitrine, giving me attitude

I once called mom in a panic over red colored stool. She had to remind me that she had baked me a red velvet cake for my birthday.

This one! I've already worn it and washed it, so I took the image from the store.

I got a t-shirt of one of your pieces of art. Was it not supposed to be available yet?

A curled up cat.

Nitrine, looking cute.

I had learned to read by the age of 3. Best of luck to you.

Do me a kindness! Share this if you love and support your local library & librarians (and remember: that includes your school library & school librarian) 😊📚

Thank you libraries & library workers… for everything ✨💚

An orange cat

Buster, in the windowsill

Name: LUIGI NICHOLAS MANGIONE Register Number: 52503-511 Age: 26 Race: White Sex: Male Release Date: UNKNOWN Located At: MDC Brooklyn Use the address below to send correspondence and parcels to inmates. INMATE NAME & REGISTER NUMBER MDC BROOKLYN METROPOLITAN DETENTION CENTER P.O. BOX 329002 BROOKLYN, NY 11232

Send our boy a Christmas card:

Luigi Mangione
52503-511
MDC Brooklyn
Metropolitan Detention Center
P.O. Box 329002
Brooklyn, NY 11232.

I may look like an adult, but I make up little songs about my cat and then sing them to her.

A cat face

Nitrine, all up in my grill.

A woman with an I Voted sticker.

Guess what I did!

A woman wearing dark makeup.

Happy Halloween!

I am, at this very moment, fighting the urge to get in a fight on the Internet. I just had dinner; things should be copacetic; I just want to type in all caps at some chud.

A very cute cat

Nighttime Nitrine

A cat, resting on a tote bag.

So I got this new tote bag that's big enough to put all my projects in, and you'll never guess what happened . . .

Just saw a post on FB that said, I wanna do hot girl shit but I can't stop eating fat girl shit. What the eff is wrong with people? As a girl who is both hot and fat, I take exception.

A woman wearing glasses and lipstick.

Today's lipstick is Morocco, possibly my favorite from Juvia's Place.

Arkasha Stevenson: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the first omen Stevenson: it's about a plot to breed the antichrist King: wait this sounds familiar Stevenson: yeah it's based on The Omen King: no that's not it

Today is not only my birthday, it's the day I start hormones for menopause. Wish me luck!

A badly drawn frog. Text that says Advice Frog says "You don't have to be good at your hobbies to enjoy them. Have fun!"

A woman's face, wearing glasses.

Today's lipstick is Morocco, by Juvia's Place.

Check out my list on Amazon

So, my birthday's in 3 weeks. Here is my Amazon wishlist. Please ignore if you are not financially plump.

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...