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Matt Zimo

@zimo.bsky.social

Father living in North Carolina. Creator of the Vols and Master and Commander feeds. Pretty good HubSpot administrator by trade. Competent in Drupal. I like to read non-fiction, especially about informatics/library science and history.

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Don't say the statue's topless

05.11.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Once more, for old times’ sake

05.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11605    πŸ” 1521    πŸ’¬ 350    πŸ“Œ 139

french queer eye is called Homme Improvement

04.11.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1242    πŸ” 203    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 10

Dick Cheney was a bad man who got away with horrible crimes.

04.11.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Search results for β€œPackers panthers 4k” showing nothing but spam

Search results for β€œPackers panthers 4k” showing nothing but spam

Google made 100 billion this past quarter

02.11.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

Great, youtube tv doesn't have espn now.

01.11.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I find out the heels are playing tonight

01.11.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You mean *measels*

31.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

smh

should've named them goosepumps

31.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 463    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was right about her 10 years ago.

29.10.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9285    πŸ” 1268    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 13

Is it canon that they're related?

29.10.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Not a xenomorphic alien just drooling whatever the fuck that liquid is on Bert’s ear.

Not a xenomorphic alien just drooling whatever the fuck that liquid is on Bert’s ear.

ur fave final girls but they’re muppets: thread

27.10.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 397    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
Screencap from the golden girls of Sophia looking at the blanche Dorothy and rose in a jail cell

Screencap from the golden girls of Sophia looking at the blanche Dorothy and rose in a jail cell

Oz(1997-2003)

26.10.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

For some reason I always thought it was Edgar Allan Poe.

26.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to have a Rainier hat!

26.10.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For me, the great ass is the juice.

26.10.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every college commercial in America: research, leadership, we change the world.

Texas A&M: we faked the moon landing.

26.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 529    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 10

bsky.app/profile/artb...

26.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Miami's uniforms are ugly as sin today.

26.10.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That 1st quarter legit almost took 50 minutes.

Why are Vols games SO LONG

26.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/did:...
Reminder for Tennessee Volunteer fans watching the game that there's a Vols feed.
#GBO #vols #vawls

26.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This guy in Virginia (a registered Dem law student) put together one of the most elaborate, brilliant trolls I’ve ever seen: posing as a right-wing Republican for an opinion piece to ask Tennessee to stop playing β€œRocky Top” in the Knoxville paper of record www.knoxnews.com/story/opinio...

24.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I don't think that's an anatomically correct shark skeleton. The dorsal fin isn't made of bone.

24.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Picture of a miniature schnauzer sitting on a couch. Its mustache is uneven, suggesting it just woke up from a nap.

Picture of a miniature schnauzer sitting on a couch. Its mustache is uneven, suggesting it just woke up from a nap.

24.10.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No way. It did???

24.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does everyone keep calling it β€œThe Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating β€œThe Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called β€œThe Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called β€œThe Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

22.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 22457    πŸ” 9949    πŸ’¬ 774    πŸ“Œ 704
Popular Front - Kidnapped on a Gaza Flotilla Listen to Popular Front - Kidnapped on a Gaza Flotilla by Jake Hanrahan on Podcast Addict. Today we speak to journalist Henri Sulku. He was recently detained by the Israeli military whilst on board a ...

Good episode of Popular Front. [Popular Front] Kidnapped on a Gaza Flotilla #popularFront
podcastaddict.com/popular-fron... via @PodcastAddict

21.10.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hadn't thought about Switchback in decades. The villain had a unique murder method.

21.10.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[excusing myself to go to the bathroom] I need to make the 5th humor

18.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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