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I, too, am not in favor of the current zero-autumn policy, but I do approve of summer until mid-November

02.12.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should have practiced free throws after the team dinner

27.11.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are they playing on ice in OKC?

27.11.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could bake your way into being a baker and probably have a happier life. That looks delicious.

22.11.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well deserved L

22.11.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arriving to a silent lab in the morning induces a special kind of panic

20.11.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a user that underfills Shigemi tubes and also can't figure out how to center them properly in the depth gauge every single time

20.11.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the shoes. Extreme toe drop, not only in game shoes but shoes they wear day-to-day for years have led to chronically tight posterior lower leg structures.

19.11.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seann William Scott and Derek Chauvin

18.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there still an army of DLo stans out there, presumably now polluting Mavs discourse, or were those all Russian bots?

18.11.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't see this very often here in the city

12.11.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Joe Ingles is still collecting a paycheck, I have no problem with Love doing the same.

08.11.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Effort. They're just going through the motions on closeouts and rotations right now.

06.11.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Little do they know, the rapture already happened in 2016. The only people God wanted we're Prince and David Bowie. The rest of us have been tribulating ever since.

21.09.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If we were to remove everybody from government who ever owned two or more houses at the same time, it would probably be a net positive for society

17.09.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wolves back

13.09.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would it help if I posted my daughter's soccer game schedule, so you can know, in advance, which days are going to be cold and rainy?

05.09.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Except for the west side, which is east, south and west of the Mississippi all at the same time (but you're right about the airport)

31.07.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or just skip the skills comp and have a huge game of knockout (lightning). Or a battle royal game of 21

19.07.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing I could see, other than clothes was the "symbol", likely made of some kind of metal, ~8-10 inches wide.

17.07.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

X-rayed Prince's carry-on at MSP...
same job - wanded Johnny Cash's belt buckle after he set off the metal detector (this was pre-9/11, pre-TSA)

17.07.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've driven past 5-8 more times, so that one . . . but, really, Juicy Lucy's kind of suck

11.07.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never been to Matt's Bar or the 5-8 Club

11.07.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess they learned something from the 4-year mentorship

27.06.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I expect them to trade down a couple more times and eventually trade it for cash as an homage to Glen

26.06.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want agents to keep giving you scoops, you have to carry water for them now and then

15.06.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention the asymmetry and weird angles

14.06.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For sure. I was just using your post as a vehicle for a cheap shot on Thibs

06.06.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would guess the evidence that injury rate is higher in those games would be pretty noisy. Especially now that the Thibs outlier has been removed

06.06.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thinks that's kind of the point. Nobody else gets an automatic foul called when they do it. I'd like to see the standard be if this level of body contact wouldn't knock over an "average" player it's a no call. You shouldn't get rewarded for being weak and clumsy.

27.05.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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