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#Timberwolves #NBA | bravo culture vulture | craft enthusiast | the takes are hot and dumb like me 🐺πŸ’ͺπŸ½β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯

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I genuinely love decorating and would LOVE to decorate for November but turkeys and gourds like fuck no? It’s so hideous. So yea I’m going straight to pretty Christmas sorry!!!!

06.11.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone who is always loudly commenting on people who start decorating for Christmas right after Halloween being like β€œbut what about thanksgiving decorations!!!” Ummmmm have you considered that thanksgiving decorations are butt fucking ugly?

06.11.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hoping we can get a second Wolves win and a J.J. Redick arrest tomorrow night.

23.10.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Hah to each their own! Once you eat in peace without your giant cart to manage in a crowd…you’ll never go back

20.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If by psycho you mean smart then sure. I’m not trying to eat with my giant shopping cart in the way, and I get to shop without being hangry!

19.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only correct order is food court first then do your Costco shopping.

19.10.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m in a pickle. I’ve got Josh Jacobs as RB1. Only other RB I have on my bench is Woody Marks. Could bump Dobbins from my flex but my WRs on the bench are Quentin Johnston and Keenan Allen.

19.10.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Did blueberry yogurt plus chocolate chip cookie granola….tasted like 🫐 πŸ₯ž

19.10.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just remembered how good simply Elizabeth granola is

19.10.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok I should have clarified I meant in the theatre! But that’s a tough spot for sure! Glad he has you to watch movies with and share that interest!

18.10.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Need light bulb recommendations. I love a bright *warm* white. Don’t even send me anything above 4000k ok!!!!

18.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People who talk during movies need to be shot out of rockets straight to the moon

18.10.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not even kidding, the movie ended and he turns to her and goes β€œthat’s a long time to be driving after someone”

18.10.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The oaf sitting next to me during One Battle After Another was so distracting talking to his girlfriend asking questions bc he was too stupid to follow the movie.

18.10.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This would have gone triple platinum as my profile picture in law school oh my god

08.10.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m not worried about it. Icing out my labubud for game 4

27.09.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would have loved to have seen women stand up for themselves the way Cheryl did for herself and Phee when I was a kid!!

27.09.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s great for young female fans to see one of the goats of coaching going to bat for their players like this.

I was a young player once and this would have left an impression on me and not in the way this man seems to think it would. πŸ˜†

27.09.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I KNOW THATS RIGHT

27.09.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheryl is:

1. Standing up for her player (great for a kid to see!)
2. Sets a boundary with a fan for trying to touch her
3. Uses foul language (who cares they’re just words)

Kids go to school every day and practice active shooter drills and use the internet without supervision.

Get a grip.

27.09.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahah so true

27.09.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea maybe just sheer rage will do the trick. Agreed I’m ready to go to war with Cheryl as my commander like…I can’t imagine how the team feels rn.

27.09.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The power of friendship may be enough to get us through game 4 idk idk idk.

27.09.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
alyssa thomas with her arms around napheesa collier during a basketball game 

caption reads β€œwhen people praise AT’s β€˜defense’ i just have to laugh”

alyssa thomas with her arms around napheesa collier during a basketball game caption reads β€œwhen people praise AT’s β€˜defense’ i just have to laugh”

it’s funny you say that because this is the first thing i saw when i opened my phone today

27.09.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I’m there with you both. This year, they’ve tightened up on calls around the perimeter, moving screens in particular. That was a directive. I think Cheryl is saying it’s a choice to let players hook arms, go through backs, etc in the post.

27.09.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Well it’s not really about comparing women’s physicality to men’s physicality. I don’t think that’s a helpful benchmark. But within the wnba on its own, the physically has allowed a bad basketball product. So that’s what i hope could be remedied with better instruction to refs.

27.09.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with what youre saying generally hut think the w has a duty to consider the kind of image they have created for women players specifically. And the image right now is cheap physical contact that undermines the quality of their sport.

27.09.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk I feel like the wnba in particular allows a level of physicality that refs could be instructed to discourage. If they haven’t been done to do so, it does beg the question Cheryl asked-does the league want this image?

27.09.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The labubudz are ready for game 3!!!!

26.09.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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They're... beautiful....... πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

24.09.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 27

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