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RN in Primary Health. Vaccinator. Atheist. Lover of good coffee and good grammar. Not averse to swearing. Te-Whanganui-a-Tara

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Nice!!!

03.08.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good to know, thanks ๐Ÿ˜Š

03.08.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ikr?? theyโ€™re not bloody cheap. This one looked and felt like it was potentially Perfectโ€ฆ..

03.08.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An avocado cut in half which is clearly overripe and Brown inside

An avocado cut in half which is clearly overripe and Brown inside

Bastard ๐Ÿ˜ก

03.08.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah I see!

02.08.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pie in a box from the I love pies brand. It is Angus steak and Rosemary and the pastry is gluten-free.

A pie in a box from the I love pies brand. It is Angus steak and Rosemary and the pastry is gluten-free.

Looks like there is also
a gluten free version

02.08.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to make a lot of foods from scratch, but since Iโ€™ve been living on my own, it seems far too much effort tbh.

02.08.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to occasionally buy a (mince or steak) pie with cheese, but they always gave me awful indigestion and I think itโ€™s because the cheese just adds too much greasiness, on top of the meat and pastry.

02.08.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fabulous photo. Everybody looking spectacular-your mum so sweet and pretty, your dad so proud and handsome, and good old great auntie Flo in her very best outfit, saved just for the most special occasions. Iโ€™ll bet, as well as the hat, she had matching gloves, handbag and shoes.

02.08.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha

02.08.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, so I couldnโ€™t have a pie for lunch, but I found a pie for dinner and it hasnโ€™t got any cheese in it๐Ÿ˜‹

02.08.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I realise this is an unpopular opinion, but not everybody wants cheese in a pie. Mince, steak, steak &mushroom, steak & onion. All good options but, no-EVERY pie left at the bakery now has cheese in it๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Iโ€™ve had a little private tantrum inside my head. I really want a pie. I donโ€™t want cheese in it.

02.08.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Most of my patients are lovely. The one who are not lovely are REALLY not lovely. And Iโ€™m dealing with one of them todayโ€ฆsigh ๐Ÿ˜ž

29.07.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nz is SUCH a small place.

27.07.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve no idea what that weird link thing that has appeared in my postโ€ฆnow.so???

27.07.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember when this happened actually. And Iโ€™m afraid to say Iโ€™ve seen way worse names than โ€œTalula does the hula from Hawaiiโ€ that have somehow been allowed. I mean that name is pathetic, silly, ridiculous, but at least theyโ€™re not nasty, or evil wordsโ€ฆ.

27.07.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m pretty sure that for people with uniquely spelt names, their parents wouldโ€™ve done that no matter how much advice theyโ€™d had against it from friends, family & absolutely anyone. Theyโ€™ve spelt their childโ€™s name in an unusual way to make them โ€œspecialโ€ , not stopping to think of their future.

27.07.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve seen some really horrendous names that shouldnโ€™t be allowed but clearly are, or were- I canโ€™t repeat them here because they are or were patients. Some of them will be grown up now, living with their parentsโ€™ embarrassing, criminal/evil & occasionally predictive-of-the-childโ€™s-future, choices.

27.07.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe a friend or family member, no need to pay a stranger.
We all have access to the Internet, so look things up, including pronunciation.
45 years ago my cousin had a baby, called her a name she saw in a book, assumed the pronunciationโ€ฆWrong!
That 45-year-old has been correcting people ever since๐Ÿ˜ฉ

27.07.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคญyikes.

26.07.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somebody popped up on my Instagram feed, uninvited, & said these words
โ€œAs a baby name consultantโ€ฆโ€
and I just ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ™„
For FUCKS sake people, how about you:
Think of names you know & like, get a baby name book, look ideas up online, match some names to your surname. You DONโ€™T need a consultant for this!

26.07.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Headline on Stuff New Zealand saying โ€œKiwi singer Hayley Western heartbroken after friends found dead with gunshot woundsโ€

Headline on Stuff New Zealand saying โ€œKiwi singer Hayley Western heartbroken after friends found dead with gunshot woundsโ€

God I hate the fact that the media here love to find a kiwi link to any event. Itโ€™s just pathetic. Of course this is a terrible thing thatโ€™s happened but now we can all feel a wee bit special, and part of it, because a famous New Zealander knew these people๐Ÿ™„

26.07.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uuughhhh!๐Ÿ’ธ

26.07.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Prices for AurNZ flight to Dunedin. Seat only $120. Seat and bag $150.

Prices for AurNZ flight to Dunedin. Seat only $120. Seat and bag $150.

30 bucks for a bag?
THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS to bring a suitcase!!! Honestly, itโ€™s been 18 months since I last took a flight anywhere & Iโ€™m sure it wasnโ€™t anything like that much extra. Maybe my memory is playing tricksโ€ฆ.but that seems really fucking excessive(this is for Xmas so yeah, I need a bag)

26.07.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œThe NZ passport should have English at the top cause in an international context thatโ€™s what people understandโ€

Ok racist uncle whatโ€™s this then

25.07.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Wordle 1,495 2/6

โฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

23.07.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, indeed. Donโ€™t do what one of my foolish colleagues did last year, and respond to the text by saying โ€œis that you Anna?โ€
Surprise surprise the answer came back โ€œyesโ€โ€ฆ.
I mean ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
(she did eventually realise but only after a long conversation with โ€œAnnaโ€, tho luckily before any money was sent)

20.07.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But we donโ€™t know the full story. And exposing people to their families, friends & acquaintances is one thing, but to millions of strangers (whoโ€™ve no need to know and shouldnโ€™t really have any interest) is quite different. I have been the โ€œwronged partyโ€ & I wouldnโ€™t want strangers knowing my pain!

19.07.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And what about the families of that man and woman? Theyโ€™re getting their noses rubbed on it everywhere they look-Memes, people making up songs, even faux LEGO, for Gods sake.
Poor people-itโ€™s not their fault their husband/dad/wife/ mother couldnโ€™t keep their pants on. Must be horrible for them.

19.07.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God I am sick to death of all this CEO affair exposed at Coldplay concert stuff.
Give it a fucking rest.
People have affairs all the time-itโ€™s a shitty fucking bastard thing to do to anyone, but the whole world doesnโ€™t need to know about this one. Itโ€™s no โ€œbetterโ€ or โ€œworseโ€ than any other affair

19.07.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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