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RN in Primary Health. Vaccinator. Atheist. Lover of good coffee and good grammar. Not averse to swearing. Te-Whanganui-a-Tara

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I asked my sweet delightful 88-year-old patient how she keeps active and she said she plays tenpin bowling, indoor bowling, does a walking group once a week and exercycles at home every evening while watching The Chase!!
(This is more exercise than I do at present. She’s old enough to be my mum!)πŸ₯°

11.11.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The North, it was exactly as I expected, after reading the description in the brochure. Definitely not everyone’s cup of tea of course-two young men hiking through the wild of Scotland for just over two hours: conversations, renewing friendship, arguments, silences, wild weather & scenery. Loved it.

10.11.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Talking about a movie I’d seen & really enjoyed at the British & Irish film Festival at morning teatime, and our newish colleague said β€œoh God I saw that-it was crap.”
And I’m honestly not sure how I feel about that comment. Of course can have different tastes, but I’d have been more tactful….

10.11.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep I’ve referred this patient through to WorldwiseTravel, there’s one on the Terrace in Wellington. One of the main issues that you need a full two weeks for the vaccines to give you good coverage, so you’re already on holiday before you’re fully protected….(& rabies is 2 doses, a week apart!)

10.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re going to Southeast Asia in one weeks time (or frankly anywhere else in Asia, Africa, Pacific Islands, South America, Eastern Europe) please don’t pop into your doctors β€œjust to check if I need any travel vaccines” because
1: yes you do
and
2/ no we don’t have time to arrange for you

10.11.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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15 reasons why the Michelin Guide arriving in New Zealand is a bad idea The tyre man is here to judge our food. Nick Iles argues why this is terrible for New Zealand cuisine....

15 reasons why the Michelin Guide arriving in New Zealand is a bad idea

06.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6

My heart is still pounding😫

06.11.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t get alerts. I’m quite happy with that. The earthquake itself tells me everything I need to know.🀯

06.11.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screen shot from Geo net showing a recent earthquake described as moderate. It measured 4.8 and was 15 km west of Wellington.

Screen shot from Geo net showing a recent earthquake described as moderate. It measured 4.8 and was 15 km west of Wellington.

Well, I would describe that as a lot bigger than a β€œmoderate” quake. Felt like two earthquakes merging together. Scared the crap out of me.

06.11.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I should have clarified what I was talking about for non-New Zealanders. Fifth of November we β€œcelebrateβ€œ Guy Fawkes trying to blow up House of Lords in 1605…By letting off fireworks, some of which will injure people & animals, & damage property, often causing large destructive fires
Madness πŸ™„πŸ€―

05.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh FFS!!!!!!
When will NZ bloody well ban fireworks?
They’ve been talking about it for years, but it’s never happened. Just hurry up and do it!!

05.11.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So very sorry for your loss, Cath.
And thank you for sharing so much with us. You’ve been incredible and Tony was clearly so well loved xx

03.11.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two of my friends have very different personality types- one is always early and the other is always late. Off work this week & going to a movie this morning with β€œalways early”, who said she would pick me up at 10:15 but actually arrived at 9:55….

29.10.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A phots of hardworking hands being washed with the words β€œLabour Day
Brought to you by the hard working men and women in our Unions”

Below the hands is a line up of David Brent PM, Atlas Network plant Sleazemour, Drunkle, and No Idea Nicola with the added words β€œNot them:”

A phots of hardworking hands being washed with the words β€œLabour Day Brought to you by the hard working men and women in our Unions” Below the hands is a line up of David Brent PM, Atlas Network plant Sleazemour, Drunkle, and No Idea Nicola with the added words β€œNot them:”

Stolen off FB #NZLabourDay2025

26.10.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I Visit a Christian Hell House As someone who grew up believing in Hell, it was time to face my fears.

www.webworm.co/hellhouse/

26.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly!

18.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another stupid headline from Stuff. While technically accurate, she’s not living in a village in Norway or up a mountain in Peru.
She lives in Perth, Australia.
Population approx 2.4 million.

18.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Obligatory WATCH BREAKFAST ON PLUTO tweet πŸ€ͺπŸ‘πŸ‘

18.10.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Gosh Cillian Murphy is SO beautiful isn’t he?

18.10.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ˜‚

18.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yikes. I haven’t heard this, but it annoys me already!!

18.10.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀯

18.10.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saturday morning moan:
Does anyone else wonder why Americans say β€œβ€¦.off of….”???
Eg …”people were evacuated off of the train”
β€œI said get your feet off of the chair”
That β€œof” is completely superfluous. And it annoys me intensely.

17.10.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahahaha

16.10.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do old blokes think it’s appropriate to tell sexist jokes to the nurse while she’s changing their dressing, removing their sutures, or sticking an injection in their bum? Frankly, not a wise thing to do if somebody’s holding sharp scissors, a blade or a needle close by…..πŸ˜‘

16.10.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

A basic assessment was done (to ensure patient safety) and patient made aware of practice protocol in future. (ie don’t bloody well book an appointment in your child’s when it’s really for you)

13.10.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An acute (but temporary and treatable) health issue (not ADHD in case you were thinking that)

13.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely. I was bloody fuming, and I did not hide it!

13.10.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just for clarification-when we are very short of appointments, we prioritise children and the elderly into our urgent slots.

13.10.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

… and the parent who books their child into one of our very scarce β€œurgent” slots when the child isn’t really unwell, & then gives a list of their own (non urgent)
symptoms that they want treated today!
You think you’re so clever, but now someone else’s really sick child misses that urgent spot😑

13.10.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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