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RN in Primary Health. Vaccinator. Atheist. Lover of good coffee and good grammar. Not averse to swearing. Te-Whanganui-a-Tara

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You KNOW the traffic is gonna be absolutely shit, it’s the day after a huge storm, so don’t arrive at the doctors half an hour late and expect to be seen immediately, you should’ve left earlier and/or called us from your car to say you were running late😑 we’re going to have to squeeze you in now.

16.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Minute Cryptic - 13 February, 2026
"Support astrophysicist after being stripped of award and key qualifications" (6)
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12.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Minute Cryptic - 12 February, 2026
""Never coming back!" Dining experience ends with cold dish?" (7)
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12.02.2026 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

☺️ these are really great-so sweet straight from the pod.

10.02.2026 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
25 plump green P pods on a white paper towel

25 plump green P pods on a white paper towel

Good pickings tonight from the crop of peas I never planted. These are just growing wildly in the pea straw around my strawberriesπŸ˜‹

10.02.2026 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Minute Cryptic - 10 February, 2026
"For example, an elephant over 50 reproduced three times" (10)
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10.02.2026 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Minute Cryptic - 9 February, 2026
"How illusionist disguises a dead giveaway?" (4)
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09.02.2026 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A paragraph talking about Epsteinβ€˜s diaries stating β€œ,,,,and the other for women between the ages of 15 and 17.”

A paragraph talking about Epsteinβ€˜s diaries stating β€œ,,,,and the other for women between the ages of 15 and 17.”

I had heard other people commenting on this particular use of words, but have now just read it for myself in a Stuff article that came directly from The Telegraph, a newspaper who for some inexplicable reason have chosen to use the word β€œwomen” when describing children aged 15-17.
What
The
FUCK?!

08.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Thanks will do πŸ˜ƒ

07.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m putting one of those washing machine cleaner thingies through my machine which means, of course, the next few loads will have a little bit of black shit all over them-honestly there’s gotta be a better way. I usually end up doing 5 cold washes of just an old towel just to pick up all the crap😩

07.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A headline on Stuff, via the UK , that says β€œUK Beauty queen crushed to death while unpacking her car”

A headline on Stuff, via the UK , that says β€œUK Beauty queen crushed to death while unpacking her car”

…. an absolute tragedy that could/should have been reported in a different way: eg describing the person who died as a
student, a young woman/person, a much loved daughter/sibling/friend….
But, no, the newspaper thinks the most important thing was being a beauty queen four years earlier😑🀯

07.02.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not worth claiming Insurance, as my excess is $500. Just really fucking annoying especially as a month ago somebody clearly backed into me when I was in a parallel park in Petone & I didn’t discover till I got home that they’d dented in my front grill, and not left a note on my windscreen of course.

07.02.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would’ve thought it was pretty basic sensible behaviour that, when you open your car door on a windy day, you hold onto it really tightly. Unlike the guy who parked next to me at Mitre 10 & let the wind whisk his car door BANG straight into mine. No dent but scuff marks on the paint😫$$$

07.02.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah, mate, cause your having a gun would definitely have helped the situation….πŸ™„
Fucking Americans and their attitude towards guns.

06.02.2026 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw Nick Cave at TSB Arena ❀️

06.02.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,693 2/6

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Golly!!

06.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve no idea. Is 31st Jan some special occasion that my neighbours not about and I don’t?

31.01.2026 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some absolute fucker is setting off fireworks very close to my house. It’s 11:15 pm 😫How the hell have we STILL not banned the sale of fireworks?

31.01.2026 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly we both did!! Time for trips to the optometrist??

31.01.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

…when you and your friend have grabbed tables at opposite sides of a cafe without noticing the other….& both think the other is running late πŸ˜‚

30.01.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WoohooπŸ˜ƒ

29.01.2026 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess so…damnit😫

29.01.2026 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the next season of Bridgerton was starting tonight!!??!!! I had it in my diary, and I’ve been looking forward to it all bloody day😫

29.01.2026 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

if there's one positive thing you can say about Christopher Luxon it's that he lights up every room he leaves

29.01.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
An email from Genesis energy, about a five hour power shout that had been offered which I had accepted rather than gifting it to a needy person. They tell me they’re glad I kept it while some people chose to give it to others.πŸ™„

An email from Genesis energy, about a five hour power shout that had been offered which I had accepted rather than gifting it to a needy person. They tell me they’re glad I kept it while some people chose to give it to others.πŸ™„

What kind of bullshit is this?
Why are you β€œglad I kept them”?
Does that mean that you’re not glad that some people chose to gift them?
Why make it an option, then?
To me it sounds like β€œwhile nice people chose to gift them, you, bad person, did not”
You’ve no idea of my financial circumstances😑

29.01.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I get so bloody frustrated. I will get him back in (free appointments) for some basic diabetes education, talking about carbohydrates, glucose and how the pancreas works (or doesn’t work) etc. We’ll talk about long-term consequences of high blood sugar. I’ll do my best.🀞🏻

27.01.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me get this right, you’ve stopped taking your diabetes medication because you’re β€œnot sure it’s safe”, and you’re not sure you really need it…but you’re sprinkling cinnamon on everything because somebody (you can’t remember who-you read it somewhere) said that cinnamon reduces blood sugarπŸ˜‘

26.01.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Second ICE Minneapolis protestor shot dead identified as nurse Alex Pretti | RNZ News Federal authorities insisted 37-year-old Alex Pretti "approached" agents with a pistol and then "violently resisted" being disarmed.

As America under Trump slides towards fascism, & our government MPs support & emulate him, none of us are safe. We must turn the tide in β€˜26 – with our voices, votes, bodies & hearts – or prepare to face the consequences. Because what’s happening there will come here
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25.01.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wise!

25.01.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sent that pic to my friend (my
old housemate who knows this place well and who has herself experienced the nightmare of a Gisborne cockroach in the bathroom at night)
She replied:
β€œJust burn the house down, claim insurance and move cities”
Which I agree is a sensible responseπŸ‘πŸ»

25.01.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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