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knockoff “healthy” nerds clusters named “gummy busters”

boss: you name that knockoff gummy nerds candy yet?
marketer: sure did boss, real fuckin sexual just like you asked.
boss: what

Prisoners’ Phone Calls Will Soon Be Free in New York State

GOOD NEWS: Phone calls in New York State prisons will be free starting next month, a critical win that will save families more than $13 million a year.

Helping incarcerated people stay connected to their loved ones is an investment in public safety.

reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?

Socialism is what they called public power.

Socialism is what they called social security. 
 
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
 
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.

—Harry Truman, 1952

Former Afghan interpreter for U.S. military detained by ICE after routine immigration appointment Zia’s arrest is the latest case of federal authorities detaining immigrants with legal status during immigration check-ins. Lawmakers call the detainment of those who helped U.S. troops at war a betra...

The man's arrest is the latest case of federal authorities detaining immigrants with legal status during immigration check-ins. Lawmakers call the detainment of those who helped U.S. troops at war a betrayal. [via @wbur.org]

the worst thing about putting your baby in a driverless waymo is when another parent shows up with THEIR baby at the same time and it's like no i don't want to do a rideshare do you know how dangerous that is

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.

Far, far, far more than that. If they are billed for her “care”, and the operation, and the child’s stay in the NICU, estimates are close to 3 million depending on their insurance status.

Calling a child mean/rude because they are not sociable is an unfair and lazy assessment.
Children do not owe us outgoingness to be deemed worthy of consideration.

Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.

That baby wasn't delivered. Living humans deliver babies.

Do not normalize this.

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

Person sitting with a banner that reads YOU ARE ALL COWARDS

This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree

SHUT. IT. DOWN.

A senator was dragged out of a press conference for standing up for his constituents and against fascism.

Watch how your representatives and senators respond to their own colleague being treated like this. That'll show you how they'll react when it's *you* on the ground.

When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.

Fight the Empire.

True story bro.

centrist: we need to focus on popular policy

me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare?

centrist: no haha not that policy

me: ok so…gun control?

centrist: no lol not that policy either

me: ok which policy?

centrist: oh you know the ones

Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump

Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump theonion.com/senate-...

If you can’t spare a room, fill a pillar.

#booksky #books #design #writingcommunity

The air-five hello’s of 2020 should have stayed with us forever.

it's a vintage typewriter

"let copilot help you draft"
"can gemini write that for you"

I have now taken the only reasonable course of action in the circumstances

ORIGINAL POST (mark jerry @58175yz): r u even gay? QUOTE POST (me): yeah women are hot too, what about it REPLY (News Barron, @NewsBarron): Your platform: I'm a slut please vote for me

happy early Pride Month everyone

"Didn't get enough done this week" she says every week. The eldest daughter urge to classify a week as being good if only you were very productive.

Hey girl, are you a bad typo in an important email? Because I didn't notice you at first but now I can't stop thinking about you

Business Costco has confirmed it will shut all 624 locations for 24 hours in just days - leaving Walmart to scoop up business By James Evenden, 9 hrs ago The US Sun Follow

This is such a bizarre headline for something as simple as “Costco locations close for Memorial Day”