🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️

Only if she’ll punish me by the power of the moon

Next up watch Wet Hot American Summer

This is the face he makes when all the company leaves and he’s no longer the center of attention.

Yes actually.

Happy Thigh Thursday ya Hooligans & Hotties 💖

When will you be having a problematic relationships with Deadlock? 👀

You can keep them 🤢

Wait I have somethin for this

Sorry mine won’t pay my rent :(

Sorry to busy yanking my joystick :/

Ah gas station bathroom walls, truly the voice of the people.

Just had this conversation and realization and curious to see who else out there can relate 👀👀

Tell Mr Bankston that when yall collect that @knowledgefight.bsky.social has dibs on the desk 🫡🫡🫡

Will you be elaborating?

Yall im crying now throw them in the rio.

One of these days I’ll dig the old kodak out again and do a vintage film pinup shoot 👀

You can say my name 😡

w0w rude

me @ all the wagon wednesday participants 🍑🖤✨

Hey guys if you #update your #blueskyapp you can now use #hashtags 👀

Finally figured out how to get the governor to quit fucking texting me.

Me: Sorry I can’t come to work today I found a dog in my yard.
Boss: Again? Thats what you said yesterday!
Me: Well yeah he lives here.

20 years for me to realize Rolf made a dick joke

You mean gregnant?

Sorry babe I don’t have enough gas to get you to Pound Town. Best I can do is

Gotta say being a broke nerdy kid in rural tx was tough. Now I find out most of the comics I wanted to read are almost all free on Kindle so if you need me I’ll be here.