Taco Bellmont

Is it possible for shows to not get sucked up into their own ass as they progress through their seasons? It’s really disappointing.

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

I can’t tell you how many videos of [mostly white] people threatening violence against cops armed and unarmed and they still managed to not be executed on camera. So miss me with that bullshit.

A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.

Started assembly on Mortarion today. This model is incredibly detailed. Can’t wait to start painting.

Trump sounds and looks like shit.

I just bought roughly $500 worth of smoke and carbon monoxide detectors, which is potentially my most peak adult moment.

You could cut 40% of these bowl games and maybe 5% of people would notice.

Pet ownership is a true joy.

Me: “time to go to bed.”
Pixies: “not so fucking fast”

30 minutes of trailers is insane.

Nice work! Still banging away at my Space Wolves army from over the summer, but making progress.

This tradition of SEC Cupcake Weekend the week before rivalry week sure puts a damper on college football excitement

I’ve spent 20 years listening to podcasts. I’m kinda over them. Probably have been for the last five or so.

A picture of Reich official Kristi Noem, wearing a backwards trucker hat and a faded blue button down shirt. She’s looking at camera and wants to talk to you casually about how racism rocks and that all the cool kids are doing it. You know, for America.

“Hello, fellow kids. Are you also married and openly banging Corey Lewandowski? That’s cool. But you know what’s not cool? Brown people …”

I find “SKIP INTRO” to be rather insulting when I’m watching Cheers.

Shaun of the Dead is still just a fucking great movie.

How in gods green earth, with this many injuries, is this 49ers team 5-2?

Sunday morning. 🌞

Yes, it’s games like Super Mario Bros. and Mega Man, duh.

Both these teams clearly needed a warmup opening game against Northeast Gooch State before facing each other

A photo of a TV where a woman dressed as a ghost for the Eras Tour is interviewed by local news. The caption reads “Woman hides identity because she called in sick to work.”

Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC

Who has derangement syndrome? Yeesh. Take a nap, buddy.

I can’t argue with Sunday afternoons. Nothing better than just lying around while dozing off watching whatever NBA/college/MLB game is on.

Downloaded @plutotvca.bsky.social recently and have been watching episodes of I Love Lucy, the Andy Griffith Show and classic shows like them. I loved Nick at Nite as a kid, mind you. But it’s probably my subconscious disassociating from our current shitty reality in our country, I’m sure.

What a fucking dope.

The seven most satisfying words in the English language: “Audible hopes you have enjoyed this program.”

I’ve never really stopped reading/listening to @stephenking.bsky.social Later books like this one and “The Institute” have been incredibly enjoyable.

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?

Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.

Surely this will improve under the new HHS Secretary.