Michael Burdick

She banjo on my kazooie until I nut and bolt

tech guy looking at a roomba bumping into a wall with a knife duct taped to it: the End Times are upon us (he is the one who taped on the knife, it cost him $3bn to do so)

This will not happen. The geriatric politicians with bad policies will be replaced with young politicians with bad policies, because regressive politics and a lack of domain knowledge is not confined to a single generation

I have to get up in six hours and I am grappling the urge to spring to my computer and write a Python script for this, this post is a cognitohazard

I think it mostly boils down to the fact that NYC is deep blue, so the actual election is something of a foregone conclusion. Republicans are wildly unpopular, as is Adams (who is running as an independent)

I want it to have the same ludicrous disguises as Hitman and the same running joke of hilariously obvious fake names

"Are you the new groundskeeper taking care of the koi"
"Yes. I am Pond. James Pond"

Dan how do you think regular cakes are made

It's called that because you spin around 2 degrees and walk away

doc we're losing him

the analympics had me choking laughing

GB FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER

HISTORIC DUB

it is 2007. boneheaded management sacks jeff g from a video game publication over an idiotic attempt to curry advertiser favor

it is 2025. boneheaded management sacks jeff g from a video game publication over an idiotic attempt to curry advertiser favor

Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.

stupid sack of dogshit, resign, moron

smacking the absolute shit out of balteus on ng+ and ++ is one of that game's greatest pleasures, feels like getting a chance to fight your middle school bully again but you're 29 this time

I love that obviously-ignored but at the end of the Wii section that would make verbally talking about the Wii pointlessly confusing

welp

I'm watching MXC at the bar, does that count?

by this logic, the television show Supernatural is a religion

You Are Unlikely To Be Killed By A Shark Unless They Have A Gun

One of those little turmeric anti-hangover shots

Steam Curator: Casey Explosion Focusing primarily on indie and mid-tier games, I present a list of games I find exceptional, underappreciated, or have something interesting and unique about them.

Oh no, there's a Steam sale! Who wants a good old Casey recommendation thread?

I'm gonna run through what's on my Curator page, because this is how I keep track of all the games I recommend, but I'll give you all a few choice picks for the Spring Sale. 👍

store.steampowered.com/curator/2834...

YouTube video by Charity ULTIMATE CRUELTY SQUAD FISHING GUIDE

While looking for stuff to add to my Good Vibes playlist, I stumbled upon something with absolutely rancid energy but I must share it anyway.

A Cruelty Squad fishing guide that is also a half-hour long piece of horribly authentic in-universe fanfiction/machinima

There was NO reason to go this hard

Is New Vegas primarily a 360 game or is its home system more the PC?

(asking only in a last-ditch attempt to vault Crackdown to the top 25)

RIP Parish NW

Amazon’s killing a feature that let you download and backup Kindle books It’s bad if you like to keep ebook backup copies.

Heads-up for those who have purchased Amazon's Kindle ebooks: Starting Feb. 26, Amazon is removing feature that allows you to download purchased books to a computer (which is useful for backup or converting to formats compatible with non-Kindle e-readers)

www.theverge.com/news/612898/...