Rob Hoffman

My new web gallery American Whatever is live now. It’s a collection of images of American life from the past couple of years. I hope you’ll take a look.

www.robhoffmangallery.com

Dude threw his Grindr bio up on the lawn sign

Is it too late for me to say I want Greenland?

when someone’s trying to tell me their problems but all i care about is my trip to sea world

And tbh looking at the new gameplay footage, not the kind of frustration I need to relive. Triggering stuff.

I had it on NES and it was one of the most frustrating games I’ve ever encountered because it was far more difficult than any Mario game and that was all my brain was able to handle at that point

New just created a million Grok Turkingtons

The reason I go to local indie bookshops is because of book cats and sometimes you find a near mint first edition of In The American West for under $200 and you start crying

It’s pretty plain to see they’re willing to eliminate any kind of human involvement in the economy, and you might not care about the commercial industry or film workers, but whatever you do for a living is next

they had a meeting to design this trophy and someone just yelled out “HANDS.”

It’ll be hard for any World Cup to be more of a global atrocity than Qatar in 22, but if there’s one country that can do it, it’s the US

I love rowdy friends just not cross burn-y rowdy friends

tbh better then when they had Hank Williams Jr talking about all his rough and rowdy friends and you’d always feel like you were gonna get followed to your car

my friend gave me a vitamix from her restaurant and while i’m sure it will later prove valuable for cooking applications I’m just crushing pina coladas right now 🍽️

Dr San?! @earvlikes.bsky.social

I’m sorry but I had to do it. Leftover Wrap Supreme 🍽️

If all went according to plan, it should be pure gelatin tomorrow

A fortuitous sign of things to come. Needed to yield 4 L of stock for the rest of my recipes and absolutely nailed it 🍽️

The guy behind me at the butcher when I asked for 8 lbs of bones, necks and wings slapped me on the back and said “hell yeah brother”

real ones know

Will report back in 6-8 hours 🍽️

And so it begins. 8 lbs of bones across two sheet pans. Stock time, baby. 🍽️

Experience and very sharp knives! I have neither lol

Botched this yellowfin breakdown, but a good experience and not horrible for my first time. Could’ve let a chef friend do it, but when i disappear into the pacific for a few days it’s fun to surprise my girlfriend with a sizable treat 🍽️

Trump demolishing the White House feels like the episode of Arrested Development where Gob puts a pool table in the office and has a guy with a sledgehammer bash a hole in the wall every time he doesn’t have room for a shot

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 19

same ol same ol

These are high school bully fucking losers who deserve to be proverbially shoved into a locker and put back in their place

there’s a certain amount of restraint needed for even the most decent human being to watch this video and not have a visceral reaction to want to choose violence against that man

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.