terrible normie

"Login to view prices"
Yeah no maybe its fuck your website ya twats

"diddification" surely related to Ken Dodd's Diddy Men?

Robert Shrimsley seems like a bit of a cunt.

Something compelled me to make this

I got so pissed off with the app I deleted it and use the web client in phone browser. And its still dogshit.

The thing about trees is, they are really difficult to kill. Even as it stands in that second pic, it could survive a and flourish if any further chainsawing and uprooting can be stopped.

Lidling to the eXtreme

Literally just been to Lidl, wearing a mask. wtf.

if only there was a way to write code that didn't only fire at 00 and 30 minutes.

Neatly in the shell of a nut, there.

There is something pleasingly wholesome about the "you've only got a few bits you can go before me" Lidl checkout experience.

Interestingly large-ish number of accounts among their followers (and their followers followers) all created on 17th & 18th of October 2025.

There is pretty much no end to your talents, Emily.

Boooooooo

@mle.bsky.social make one of these now, this instant,

Cluster of three pink and white flowers atop a rough stem

Cluster of five pink and white flowers atop a rough stem, with green foliage in the background.

#WildFlowerHour

A couple of Petasites fragrans, Winter Heliotrope

Not if you hex the little shit tho

Yeah you wanna get that taken out.

Haven't watched much Olympics yet but what I have seen confirms that slomo is not the friend of athletes wearing performance bodysuits.

I find it hard to believe many Scots would vote for a party led by a person so "English-coded" as Farage.

With a bit of luck there'll be some booing too . Meloni. The USA team.

Lol

What a fucking disgrace UK media is.

I can get entire account post histories and friend and follower lists now. In case you ever see something fishy. Can't graph, but can do some basic numbers.

I don't want to watch a fucking ceremony, i want to see people sliding around in a variety of interesting ways.

Oh that's interesting because I blocked that one a short time ago -- before I saw this -- and now it's disappeared.

Wonderfully easy block, that one.

Heard 2 items on the 1800 5Live news.

One about a serial killer of women convicted of further crimes, the other about a horrific paedophile newly convicted.

Unfortunately the BBC did not tell us the nationality or citizenship status of them like they usually do, so I can't tell if its good or bad.

I have just learned how The Americans pronounce "buoy" and frankly the end cannot come soon enough for their nation.